Essa gente que degusta e harmoniza um mundo-gourmet

Por xicosa

19/03/13 21:06

Ele não come, ele não bebe, ele degusta.

Ele não combina as coisas, ele harmoniza.

Ele não vai à cozinha, utiliza o espaço gourmet.

E assim mil e uma frescuras. O homem-bouquet ou o homem-hortinha e quase sempre o homem-de-predinho-antigo [vide post anterior deste blog aqui] conjugam todos esses verbos e situações.

Ele não sonda, ele não vê qualé, ele prospecta. Usa o verbo prospectar inclusive no assédio amoroso. Que romântico!

Mas deixa o rapaz prospectar em paz, fiquemos nos usos e abusos dos degustadores e harmonizadores que fizeram do mundo um planeta-gourmet.

Tudo é gourmet. Água, café, suco, ovo de páscoa… Se brincar tem até doritos-gourmet.

Tudo é gourmet e tudo se harmoniza. Hoje mesmo recebi um convite para harmonizar cerveja com chocolates finos. Lembrei do velho Francisco, meu pai, lá no seu rancho na chapada, autêntico macho-jurubeba, e declinei do chamado. Tô fuera. Já ando afrescalhado demais, chega!

A vida é muito curta para a gente ficar só degustando. Se o cara te convidar para degustar, em vez de comer ou beber um vinho, corra, Lola, corra, é roubada na certa. Se só degusta, jamais vai a fundo.

Realmente se abusa desses verbos de moda. Outro dia a Flávia de Gusmão, ótima colunista do “JC” do Recife, relatou um caso que vai além de qualquer exemplo que eu pudesse imaginar. Uma amiga dela foi agraciada com uma degustação de papel higiênico. Isso aí, receberia em casa ofertas para degustar. Oi!

E você ai, caríssimo(a) leitor(a), já harmonizou alguma coisa hoje?

Agora me dê licença, madame, que vou ali degustar a minha rabada-gourmet. Sim, para harmonizar, Catuaba Selvagem ou qualquer outro vinho fino com aroma amadeirado.

E como diria meu amigo Ibrahim Sued, ademã que eu vou em frente.

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