O malandro que pôs a mulher no seguro

Por xicosa

26/04/12 14:53

E lá se foi o Dicró, 66,o cara que nos ensinou que o negócio é rimar.

Só o free-style do samba de malandragem salva. Fez herdeiros no rap, como Max B.O., entre outros craques da rima rara e riquíssima.

A melhor do Dicró, no modesto impressionismo deste blog, é: “Botei minha nega no seguro”. Ouça aqui.

Dicró inventou o seguro anti-chifre –repare na letra da música e na desgraça do post anterior.

“Me diga qual é o marido que não se preocupa com sua
mullher/ Vagabundo é bicho mal você sabe como é/ Ricardão aí é mato por isso me preveni/ Minha nega não me engana mas se vacilar… o seguro taí”.

Um suburbano coração carioca é sempre mais prevenido. Porque o chifre, amigo, assim como a velha da foice, não perdoa, ceifa a alegria de um homem, por mais que a gente saiba que se trata de inevitável sina.

Sempre ouvimos falar em modelos que põem a bunda no seguro, como a gaúcha Melanie Fronckowiack, lembra dela, amigo tarado de plantão? É a fraca! Veja que romântica aqui.

Aquela que ganhou em Paris, no ano passado, o prêmio do melhor derrière da terra.

Ai se eu pudesse e meu dinheiro desse, amigo Dicró, pagaria na buena esta apólice! Falar nisso, com que você rimaria o sobrenome dela, meu caro tenor do morro?

Esquece,camarada, o motivo destas breves linhas era tão-somente deixar um abraço de despedida. Vai lá, o Moreira da Silva e o Bezerra idem te esperam.

E não me vem repetir aquele mantra do velório carioca, coisa de um certo filósofo do Meiér: “O ruim não é morrer. O pior é não poder espantar as moscas”.

Fica com Deus, malaco!

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