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Inveja do chuveirinho é maior que a inveja do pênis

Por xicosa
19/02/13 02:45

Que inveja do pênis que nada.

A grande inveja,  querido amigo Sigmund Freud, para meninos e meninas, é a inveja do chuveirinho, essa suposta neutralidade molhada.

Valendo para meninos & meninas, repito.

Ah se pudéssemos, durante o sagrado ato da devoção oral, usar a língua como jatinhos de água que morrem mansamente sobre o clitóris! Pingos que descaem com precisão depois de tocar nos céus das negas, os nirvanas de todas as religiões do gozo, um beijo de cachoeira ao contrário.

Ah insuperável chuveirinho, desgraçado chuveirinho-amansa-moça, amansa-moça… Minha Nossa Senhora dos Afogados de todas as poças!

Mesmo os devotos, mesmo os mais chegados, mesmo aqueles educados sob a orientação da pedagogia da manga, aqueles que aprenderam a se lambuzar desde infância com a fruta, perdem para os jatos do mais absoluto contra-plongè da existência.

Só o chuveirinho supera a língua e os dedos, caríssimo Vinícius de Moraes, mesmo para o mais destemido dos homens, poeta, poetinha de Ossanha -o homem que diz vai não vai…

Sim, amigo, pedagogia, aquela bela existência entre Flaubert e Paulo Freire, se liguem, a arte de saber, com licença da minha objetividade, chupar uma buceta.

Pedagogia e não careço dizer mais nada.

Não é que eu saiba até hoje. O saber, porém, significa continuar tentando. Respeito a tudo, menos à ideia de desistência e  pijamização do macho.

Ah, o chuveirinho que atinge o nirvana das moças…

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