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Corinthians: razões pra torcer, razões pra secar

Por xicosa
04/07/12 18:22

Depois de entornar vinho argentino que passarinho não bebe, o agourento vai ao Pacaembu

Vai entrar para o livro dos recordes: a periferia de São Paulo, especialmente a zona leste, onde está concentrado agora este cronista, completa hoje uma semana ininterrupta de churrasco e foguetório na laje.

É a vigília corintiana pelo sonho de uma noite de inverno. Pelo título inédito –dos grandes de SP é o único cabaço na Libertadores das Américas.

A cidade está partida. Metade torce, metade seca.

Entre os secadores, o mais ilustre de todos, o mascote da zica, o rei dos agourentos: meu estimado corvo Edgar. O bicho quase entrega os pontos desde a vitória del Timón contra o Santos –em tese o adversário mais difícil.

Hoje o corvo sentiu que havia uma força estranha no ar. Voltou para o jogo e até tirou uma onda com os seus primos gaviões. No futebol, vale o sarro, é a graça.

Amigo torcedor, amigo secador, deixo abaixo cinco razões para a torcida e cinco para a turma do contra. Ajudem a ampliar essas razões aí nos comentários. Bom jogo a todos.

Razões para torcer:

1)A decisão é contra os argentinos. Ponto. Embora o Corinthians, ao contrário do que prega o péssimo mantra global, não seja o Brasil na Libertadores.

2)Quando o Corinthians ganha a cidade de SP dá uma melhorada: o café vem mais quente e a cerveja mais gelada.

3)Maradona, “El Diós”, não pode rir mais uma vez da nossa cara.

4)O time é o mais arrojado mesmo, a cara da Libertadores, e tem dois grandes personagens: no gol o Obelix do Parque São Jorge, Cássio; no banco o menino Romarinho, novo herói da Fiel.

5)Por uma questão de classe. Seja ou não ópio do povo, como pensava burramente a esquerda, o proletariado –hoje sem condições de frequentar o Pacaembu- precisa desse triunfo para lavar a alma.

Para secar:

1)O êxito dos corintianos acabaria com a maior piada-pronta do futebol brasileiro: chupa!, só vocês não têm a taça das Américas.

2)O Corinthians não é Brasil na Libertadores. Cala a boca, Rede Globo.

3)Ter que aguentar as mesas redondas da tevê e a imprensa no geral, que sempre puxaram o saco do Corinthians em busca de grana e Ibope.

4)É o time do Lula, que conseguiu o Itaquerão para o clube e para a Copa. Na teoria conspiratória do boteco, favoreceria o PT nas eleições.

5)Não vou dormir hoje com o foguetório e a festa em São Paulo.

Como dizia o velho Tim Maia, me dê motivo, deixe ai, nos comentários, mais razões para torcer ou para secar. A casa é vossa.

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