Cala boca: 10 filmes para esquentar a relação
09/06/12 11:59Sem essa de D.R. –discussão de relação. Melhor levá-la ao micro-ondas do desejo. “Cala a boca e transa, porra”, como disse o Peréio diante de uma D.R. do tipo cocaína-barroca da Sônia Braga no filme “Eu te amo”.
Chega de falatório. Subi aqui ao sótão da “punheteca”, como o Coppola define o gênero, para pegar dez filmes que fazem a libido derreter no mais gelado inverno da Patagônia:
-“Romance” (1999) – Escandalizou até os franceses. Caiu a Bastilha. Um update feminista a Emmanuelle.
– “Emmanuelle 2”(1975)- Depois de vários casos calientes, Sylvia Kristel tem a “maior trepada do século”-assim foi definida pela crítica especializada- com o próprio marido.
-“Eu”(1987) – O mais freudiano dos filmes do gênio Walter Hugo Khouri. Saca as minas: Nicole Puzzi, as Moniques Evans e Lafond, La Torloni,Bia Seidl…
– “O Destino bate à porta” (1981) –O adultério no seu máximo erotismo. Vá por mim. Jack Nicholson e Jessica Lange fazem amor em cima de uma mesa. Uma das maiores cenas de todas as eras.
– “Decameron” (1971) – E Caterine acorda com o rouxinol na mão. Incrível.
– “E Deus criou a mulher” (1956)- Roger Vadin é o o rei. A galeguinha Bardot enlouquecendo geral os marmanjos. Atente para a cena do mambo.
– “O Último Tango em Paris” (1972). Passa a manteiga e não se fala mais nada. Já falaram tudo dessa mitológica fita. Continua valendo.
– “Lucia e o Sexo” (2001) – Paz Vega, nuestra madrecita de todas las tesudas chicas!
– “Orpheu Negro”ou “Orphéeu Noir” (1959), só para a moça fazer um biquinho francês erotic. Marcel Camus nas mãos de Vinícius de Moraes. Com música de Antônio Maria, meu cronista do amor preferido.
– “Y Tu Mama También” (2001)– E a tua mãe também! Bom todo, mas a transa no banco de trás do carro se supera.
Ih, de cara, já senti falta de: qualquer um filme do Tinto Brass, a obra completa do gênio brasileiro Neville de Almeida, cadê também a Ursula Andress com o Sean Connery em “Agente Secreto 007”?
Fazer lista é sentir falta e cometer pecados. Vamos nessa.
Ajudem o tio a completar o tanque da libido. Não, “Império dos Sentidos” não entraria jamais. Filmaço, mas aqui basta a castração simbólica. Colaborem.
Que lástima: esqueci “Esse obscuro objeto de Desejo”!
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Alguém aí já disse e eu concordo: “Eu receberia as piores notícias dos teus lindos lábios” merece entrar na lista. Além da cena inesquecível de Halle Berry e Billy Bob Thornton em “A ultima ceia”. Imperdível.
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