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A Copa no país do MacunaEmo

Por xicosa
15/05/12 14:03

A fila do café com pão de queijo não anda e lá se ouve o coro: quero ver é na Copa.

A coxinha não tem galinha? Quero ver é na Copa.

O bolinho de bacalhau é só farinha? Quero ver é na Copa.

SP faz duas décadas que travou geral e o taxista brada: quero ver é na Copa.

O jovem MacunaEmo -preguiçoso como Macunaíma e chorão como um roqueiro emo- não se manifesta? Quero ver é na Copa.

O garçom não vem: quero ver é na Copa.

O rapaz do Nordeste não chega para resolver a bronca da toalha de praia: quero ver é na Copa.

Faltou rúcula pra madame fresca? Quero ver é na Copa.

A sopa esfriou? Quero ver é na Copa.

Vamos todos para um puxadinho em Cumbica: quero ver é durante a Copa.

O avião não decola, a bagunça prossegue, o executivo  afrouxa a gravata, Congonhas vem abaixo: quero ver durante a Copa.

O ingresso do show não rola, o adolescente histérico pega a sua guitarra heavy metal e repete o solo: quero ver durante a Copa.

O trem rumo à zona leste não cabe mais nem pensamento, o corintiano pensa no Itaquerão, e manda o eco na plataforma da Sé: quero ver é na Copa.

A moça chora de TPM na estação Barra Funda: quero ver é na Copa.

O amor em SP, caro Criolo, é como o metrô na avenida Paulista: começa no Paraíso e termina na Consolação. Quero ver é na Copa.

O churrasquinho de gato da Augusta sobe de preço, escuto a queixa ao longe: quero ver é na Copa.

No mesmo distrito, a profissional do sexo majora, merecidamente, o seu cachê: quero ver é na Copa.

Não há mesa de sinuca vaga no boteco do Pescador: quero ver é na Copa.

No dia mundial sem carro São Paulo bate recordes de congestionamento: quero ver é na Copa.

Quero ver é na Copa. Assim é o coro em todo o país. Inventamos um belo jeito de adiar tudo de novo e esticar até o mundial a nossa elástica paciência.

O taxista carioca apavora: quero ver é na Copa.

Direitos do cidadão garantidos pela Carta Magna: quero ver é na Copa.

Escolas públicas caindo pelas tabelas: quero ver é na Copa.

Assessor de Kassab ganha uma centena de imóveis na jogatina da especulação: quero ver é na Copa.

E assim prolongamos até 2014, de Manaus às dunas de Natal, o efeito da velha anestesia histórica.

Para que resolver agora se nos demos mais esse belo prazo. Quero ver é na Copa.

Que ressaca! Quero ver é agora!

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