Contra a pijamização do sexo e do amor
04/05/12 11:23
Sexta-feira é dia de etiqueta no blog. No episódio de hoje: usos & costumes no lar doce lar.
O pijama, amigo, é o paletó de madeira do amor.
E não adianta acreditar nos pijaminhas modernos. Fashion ou à moda antiga, o resultado é o mesmo.
O amor dispensa fardamentos.
O mesmo papai-mamãe, o mesmo pijama de bolinha, o mesmo sexo “funcionário público” e sem lirismo em cima daquele surrado colchão…
Se a rotina já é uma inimiga, sempre na tocaia, imagina a rotina apijamada, fardada, listrada ou de bolinhas.
Pijamas fora, pombinhos. Chega desse rotineiro sono dos justos e acomodados.
Se o sexo só na cama burocratiza o desejo e o elimina, imagina o sexo de uniforme.
A cama, que segundo o tio Nelson, é um objeto metafísico. Seja que diabo isso signifique, faça na cama somente o obrigatório.
Porque você quer despertar o seu lado mais selvagem.
Ao mato, meu rapaz, como nossos kariris, tabajaras, fulniôs e caetés –os canibais que devoraram a culpa cristã ao deglutir o bispo Sardinha em Alagoas.
Aos lugares inusitados, principalmente os lugares públicos. Aos parques, aos bancos traseiros, aos passeios de bicicleta ao bosque mais próximo, às grotas, às cachoeiras, cascatas, aos quintais alheios com flores roubadas.
Porque o medo é o melhor dos excitantes. Sem medo do flagrante delito.
Além do temor, que põe os nervos à flor da pele e enriquece o gozo, a possibilidade de ser visto por um voyeur é também animadora.
Recomenda-se o lindo uso de saias e vestidos, peças que sempre vestem bem esse tipo de pecado. Fonte: os filmes do tarado e genial Tinto Brass.
Porque se você não transar fora da cama, outro(a) fatalmente vai propor ao/a parceiro(a). Eis o perigo.
Não deixe espaço na relação para que um(a) forasteiro(a), um(a) aventureiro(a) o faça. A vítima pode ser você. Não duvide: a concorrência é sempre criativa e atenta às necessidades de pensar em mudanças, no varejo e no atacado, para dar mais requinte ao babado. Ação, amigo.
E o melhor, querida Lola, fora da cama o miserável que divide contigo o mesmo teto não vai roncar logo depois do ato. No máximo fuma aquele king size com filtro de um homem satisfeito.
Fora da cama a gente imita o galo. O único bípede do mundo que canta, feliz, depois do gozo. O resto entristece e dorme.
Porque você precisa ter uma boa resposta para uma velha pergunta. Já pensou que coisa mais sem graça não ter uma boa resposta quando lhe perguntarem qual foi o lugar mais inusitado onde fez amor?
Não precisa ser algo obrigatoriamente extravagante, como o caixão funerário de Catherine Deneuve, no filme “A Bela da Tarde”, mas que seja algo, digamos, diferente.
Sem querer arrancar confissões, mas com alguma curiosidade, qual lugar você sugere, meu rapaz, minha doce rapariga?
An interesting discussion is worth comment. I think that you should write more on this topic, it might not be a taboo subject but generally people are not enough to speak on such topics. To the next. Cheers
The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention.
Wohh exactly what I was looking for, thanks for posting.
I really like your writing style, wonderful information, regards for putting up :D. “Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.” by Konrad Adenauer.
I’ve been browsing online more than three hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It is pretty worth enough for me. In my view, if all webmasters and bloggers made good content as you did, the internet will be much more useful than ever before.
certainly like your web-site however you need to check the spelling on several of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I to find it very bothersome to tell the truth on the other hand I’ll surely come again again.
I absolutely love your site.. Pleasant colors & theme. Did you create this website yourself? Please reply back as I’m planning to create my own website and want to learn where you got this from or exactly what the theme is named. Appreciate it!
Can I just say what a relief to find someone who actually knows what theyre talking about on the internet. You definitely know how to bring an issue to light and make it important. More people need to read this and understand this side of the story. I cant believe youre not more popular because you definitely have the gift.
Hi there, I found your site via Google while searching for a related topic, your site came up, it looks good. I’ve bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.
Really required put up admin excellent a person i bookmarked your internet web page see you in following weblog put up.
What i don’t understood is in fact how you’re no longer really a lot much more well-appreciated than you could be proper now. You’re quite intelligent. You realize thus considerably in terms of this matter, produced me in my view consider it from so several numerous angles. Its like ladies and males aren’t involved until it really is one thing to do with Woman gaga! Your personal stuffs outstanding. Always take care of it up!
certainly like your web-site but you need to check the spelling on several of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling issues and I find it very bothersome to tell the truth nevertheless I’ll surely come back again.
Hands down, Apple’s app store wins by a mile. It’s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I’m not sure I’d want to bet on the future if this aspect is important to you. The iPod is a much better choice in that case.
Hi there! I just would like to give an enormous thumbs up for the amazing details you might have here on this publish. I’ll be coming back on your blog site for more quickly.
I like this blog very much so much good information.
I have recently started a blog, the information you provide on this website has helped me tremendously. Thanks for all of your time & work. “The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses.” by Edith Sodergran.
I genuinely enjoy examining on this website , it has excellent posts . “Wealth and children are the adornment of life.” by Koran.
Hello, Neat post. There is an issue with your web site in web explorer, could test this… IE still is the marketplace leader and a large part of other folks will miss your excellent writing due to this problem.
I like this blog very much, Its a rattling nice berth to read and incur information. “You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.” by John J. Plomp.
I am not rattling superb with English but I line up this really leisurely to understand .
Very interesting topic , regards for posting . “The friendship that can cease has never been real.” by Saint Jerome.
I was looking at some of your blog posts on this site and I conceive this web site is rattling informative ! Continue posting .
you are my aspiration , I own few web logs and rarely run out from to post : (.
Add New Comment thanx for the option
Would you be considering exchanging hyperlinks?
Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.
This article post piece of writing paragraph is nice pleasant good fastidious and fruitful for designed for in favor of in support of all new PHP Personal home pages related web programmers; they must have to read study it and do perform the practice.
Hi What’s up Hi there Hello kids children little ones, you all must have to should watch funny hilarious comical comic videos movies video clips video tutorials video lessons, but however remember keep in mind take into account that first study then enjoyment ok okay.
Pingback: Oakley Active Swallow Sunglasses Black
Some actually wondrous function on behalf with the owner of this site, perfectly fantastic subject material .