Folha de S.Paulo

Um jornal a serviço do Brasil

  • Assine a Folha
  • Atendimento
  • Versão Impressa
Seções
  • Opinião
  • Política
  • Mundo
  • Economia
  • Cotidiano
  • Esporte
  • Cultura
  • F5
  • Classificados
Últimas notícias
Busca
Publicidade

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Perfil Xico Sá é escritor, jornalista e colunista da Folha

Perfil completo

Contra a pijamização do sexo e do amor

Por xicosa
04/05/12 11:23

Sexta-feira é dia de etiqueta no blog. No episódio de hoje: usos & costumes no lar doce lar.

O pijama, amigo, é o paletó de madeira do amor.

E não adianta acreditar nos pijaminhas modernos. Fashion ou à moda antiga, o resultado é o mesmo.

O amor dispensa fardamentos.

O mesmo papai-mamãe, o mesmo pijama de bolinha, o mesmo sexo “funcionário público” e sem lirismo em cima daquele surrado colchão…

Se a rotina já é uma inimiga, sempre na tocaia, imagina a rotina apijamada, fardada, listrada ou de bolinhas.  

Pijamas fora, pombinhos. Chega desse rotineiro sono dos justos e acomodados.

Se o sexo só na cama burocratiza o desejo e o elimina, imagina o sexo de uniforme.

A cama, que segundo o tio Nelson, é um objeto metafísico. Seja que diabo isso signifique, faça na cama somente o obrigatório.

Porque você quer despertar o seu lado mais selvagem.

Ao mato, meu rapaz, como nossos kariris, tabajaras, fulniôs e caetés –os canibais que devoraram a culpa cristã ao deglutir o bispo Sardinha em Alagoas.

Aos lugares inusitados, principalmente os lugares públicos. Aos parques, aos bancos traseiros, aos passeios de bicicleta ao bosque mais próximo, às grotas, às cachoeiras, cascatas, aos quintais alheios com flores roubadas.

Porque o medo é o melhor dos excitantes. Sem medo do flagrante delito.

Além do temor, que põe os nervos à flor da pele e enriquece o gozo, a possibilidade de ser visto por um voyeur é também animadora.

Recomenda-se o lindo uso de saias e vestidos, peças que sempre vestem bem esse tipo de pecado. Fonte: os filmes do tarado e genial Tinto Brass.

Porque se você não transar fora da cama, outro(a) fatalmente vai propor ao/a parceiro(a). Eis o perigo.

Não deixe espaço na relação para que um(a) forasteiro(a), um(a) aventureiro(a) o faça. A vítima pode ser você. Não duvide: a concorrência é sempre criativa e atenta às necessidades de pensar em mudanças, no varejo e no atacado, para dar mais requinte ao babado. Ação, amigo.

E o melhor, querida Lola, fora da cama o miserável que divide contigo o mesmo teto não vai roncar logo depois do ato. No máximo fuma aquele king size com filtro de um homem satisfeito.

Fora da cama a gente imita o galo. O único bípede do mundo que canta, feliz, depois do gozo. O resto entristece e dorme.

Porque você precisa ter uma boa resposta para uma velha pergunta. Já pensou que coisa mais sem graça não ter uma boa resposta quando lhe perguntarem qual foi o lugar mais inusitado onde fez amor?

Não precisa ser algo obrigatoriamente extravagante, como o caixão funerário de Catherine Deneuve, no filme “A Bela da Tarde”, mas que seja algo, digamos, diferente.

Sem querer arrancar confissões, mas com alguma curiosidade, qual lugar você sugere, meu rapaz, minha doce rapariga?

Mais opções
  • Google+
  • Facebook
  • Copiar url
  • Imprimir
  • RSS
  • Maior | Menor
  • Comentários
  • Facebook

Comentários

  1. Alverta Okula comentou em 11/07/12 at 19:07

    Place on with this particular write-up, I actually suppose this websites requirements substantially alot more consideration. I’ll in all likelihood be all over again to look over a lot of extra, many thanks for that data.

  2. alexa mulberry bag comentou em 11/07/12 at 17:17

    I’ll gear this review to 2 types of people: current Zune owners who are considering an upgrade, and people trying to decide between a Zune and an iPod. (There are other players worth considering out there, like the Sony Walkman X, but I hope this gives you enough info to make an informed decision of the Zune vs players other than the iPod line as well.)

  3. Smieszne filmiki comentou em 11/07/12 at 14:33

    You ought to actually think about engaged on creating this weblog into a serious authority in this market. You evidently have a grasp deal with of the subjects everyone is trying to find on this web site anyhow and you would actually even earn a buck or two off of some advertisements. I would explore following current topics and elevating the quantity of write ups you place up and I assure you’d start seeing some amazing targeted site visitors within the close to future. Just a thought, good luck in no matter you do!

  4. unlocked apple iphone comentou em 11/07/12 at 13:32

    Gotta agree with Jamie but Billy has no clue! Thanks for posting anyway.

  5. RoseGoldEngagementRings.info comentou em 11/07/12 at 6:32

    Please message me with any hints & tips about how you made your blog site look like this , I would appreciate it!

  6. Fredda Saulter comentou em 11/07/12 at 5:31

    I’m impressed, I need to say. Certainly seldom do I encounter a blogging site that’s the two educative and entertaining, and let me inform you, you will have hit the nail on the head. Your concept is fantastic; the problem is something that not adequate folks are speaking intelligently about. I’m pretty satisfied that I stumbled across this in my lookup for an item referring to this.

  7. PSO2 comentou em 11/07/12 at 2:09

    This is great! How do you learn this stuff?

  8. Play Games comentou em 10/07/12 at 23:38

    There are certainly a lot of details like that to take into consideration. That is a great point to bring up. I offer the thoughts above as general inspiration but clearly there are questions like the one you bring up where the most important thing will be working in honest good faith. I don?t know if best practices have emerged around things like that, but I am sure that your job is clearly identified as a fair game. Both boys and girls feel the impact of just a moment’s pleasure, for the rest of their lives.

  9. mobile casino comentou em 10/07/12 at 22:33

    I’m impressed, I must say. Really rarely do I encounter a blog that’s both educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. Your idea is outstanding; the issue is something that not enough people are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy that I stumbled across this in my search for something relating to this.

  10. 770 casino comentou em 10/07/12 at 21:50

    There are certainly a lot of details like that to take into consideration. That is a great point to bring up. I offer the thoughts above as general inspiration but clearly there are questions like the one you bring up where the most important thing will be working in honest good faith. I don?t know if best practices have emerged around things like that, but I am sure that your job is clearly identified as a fair game. Both boys and girls feel the impact of just a moment’s pleasure, for the rest of their lives.

  11. Anny comentou em 10/07/12 at 15:34

    I usually do not leave a response, however I looked at a few of the comments here Folha de S.Paulo – Blogs – Contra a pijamizaГ§ГЈo do sexo e do amor | Xico SГЎ. I do have a couple of questions for you if you don’t mind. Could it be just me or does it appear like a few of these comments look like they are written by brain dead individuals? 😛 And, if you are writing on additional places, I would like to follow you. Would you list of all of your social sites like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?|I write a comment each time I like a article on a website or if I have something to contribute to the conversation. It is triggered by the passion communicated in the post I looked at. And on this article . I was excited enough to post a thought 😉 I actually do have some questions for you if you usually do not mind. Could it be just me or does it look like some of these responses look as if they are left by brain dead folks? 😛 And, if you are posting on other social sites, I would like to keep up with you. Could you list all of your social sites like your twitter feed, Facebook page or linkedin profile?|I do not leave many comments, however i did a few searching and wound up here Folha de S.Paulo – Blogs – Contra a pijamizaГ§ГЈo do sexo e do amor | Xico SГЎ. And I actually do have some questions for you if it’s allright. Is it simply me or does it appear like a few of the comments come across like they are left by brain dead people? 😛 And, if you are writing on other online sites, I would like to keep up with everything new you have to post. Would you make a list of all of your public pages like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?|I think everything said made a bunch of sense. But, what about this? what if you added a little information? I mean, I don’t wish to tell you how to run your website, but suppose you added a headline that makes people want more? I mean Folha de S.Paulo – Blogs – Contra a pijamizaГ§ГЈo do sexo e do amor | Xico SГЎ is a little plain. You ought to peek at Yahoo’s home page and see how they create post titles to get people to click. You might try adding a video or a picture or two to grab people interested about everything’ve written. Just my opinion, it might make your posts a little bit more interesting.

  12. Pingback: accutane

  13. lobster recipes comentou em 10/07/12 at 12:32

    Your subject certainly isnt boring! Look at the number comments you’re receiving.

  14. Mauricio Medico comentou em 10/07/12 at 10:54

    It is tricky to look for experienced many people on this topic, but you sound like you know what you are talking about! Many thanks

  15. Adolph Perrigan comentou em 10/07/12 at 9:59

    Nice work. I liked the way you put this info forward with well written content and included the facts without over stating them. Well done 🙂

  16. Milo Butzer comentou em 10/07/12 at 9:21

    When analyze a couple of within the blogging site posts on your online site now, and i certainly like your technique for blogging. I bookmarked it to my bookmark web page list and can be looking at again shortly. Pls take a look at out my web site in addition and allow me to know what you’re thinking that.

  17. Gerard Elsea comentou em 10/07/12 at 6:37

    Can i just say, this blog page is what got me through the day in the present day. Each and every time I examine it, I just get a lot more fired up about what is upcoming. Particularly refreshing site and really refreshing tips.

  18. Pingback: הובלות

  19. Pingback: machu picchu packages

  20. Pimples Page comentou em 09/07/12 at 18:57

    Do you mind if I quote a few of your articles as long as I provide credit and sources back to your website? My blog is in the very same niche as yours and my users would certainly benefit from a lot of the information you present here. Please let me know if this okay with you. Regards!

  21. Ziebart@online-dating-bible.com comentou em 09/07/12 at 18:25

    Absolutely indited articles, Really enjoyed reading.

  22. road bike comentou em 09/07/12 at 17:32

    Can you break it down into 3-5 easy points for me?

  23. Martine Derossett comentou em 09/07/12 at 15:20

    Your home is valueble for me. Many thanks!…

  24. website here comentou em 09/07/12 at 14:59

    Excellent blog here! Also your site loads up very fast! What web host are you using? Can I get your associate hyperlink on your host? I wish my site loaded up as fast as yours lol.

  25. Verdell Asante comentou em 09/07/12 at 14:07

    Your weblog could be very instructive and useful. I love your attempts. Many thanks for posting this facts.

  26. more info comentou em 09/07/12 at 4:41

    Thank you so much for providing individuals with remarkably remarkable possiblity to check tips from this blog. It really is so cool and full of a good time for me and my office fellow workers to visit the blog really three times in 7 days to read through the latest tips you will have. Not to mention, I am also always contented with the awesome creative ideas served by you. Selected two points on this page are particularly the most beneficial I have ever had.

  27. Nike Shox OZ comentou em 09/07/12 at 1:25

    learning foreign languages

  28. boca raton personal injury lawyer comentou em 08/07/12 at 18:12

    In the past multiplexers as well as saving units were independent pieces of equipment, nonetheless recently a variety of producers have got formulated products of which complete both equally work opportunities.You may also uncover to check out people VoIP mobile phone when venturing, place that will together with within resorts, with a friend?s property, and also every physical location employing a world wide web interconnection rapport.Check out this site.

  29. Web-Regnskab comentou em 08/07/12 at 13:36

    It’s perfect time to make some plans for the future and it’s time to be happy. I have read this post and if I could I want to suggest you few interesting things or tips. Perhaps you can write next articles referring to this article. I want to read more things about it!

  30. Fredric Gasbarro comentou em 08/07/12 at 13:19

    I’m really experienced for this website. Its yr insightful topic. It can help me very much to solve Some Problems. It’s so fantastic and Chance is doing work fashion so speedy. I think It might Be aid all of you. Thanks lots for this elegance Experiencing article with me. I am appreciating it a great deal! Hunting ahead to another wonderful post. Great luck into the Writer! The preferred.

← Comentários anteriores
Comentários posteriores →
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • RSSAssinar o Feed do blog
  • Emailxicosa@uol.com.br
  • FacebookFacebook
  • Twitter@xicosa

Buscar

Busca

Blogs da Folha

  • Recent posts Xico Sá
  1. 1

    O partido dos corações partidos

  2. 2

    A arte da cantada permanente

  3. 3

    O tal do amor aberto dá certo?

  4. 4

    E Abelardo da Hora recriou a mulher

  5. 5

    Como eleição mexe com amor e sexo

SEE PREVIOUS POSTS

Arquivo

  • ARQUIVO DE 20/03/2011 a 11/02/2012

Sites relacionados

  • UOL - O melhor conteúdo
  • BOL - E-mail grátis
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Opinião
    • Assine a Folha
    • Atendimento
    • Versão Impressa
    • Política
    • Mundo
    • Economia
    • Painel do Leitor
    • Cotidiano
    • Esporte
    • Ciência
    • Saúde
    • Cultura
    • Tec
    • F5
    • + Seções
    • Especiais
    • TV Folha
    • Classificados
    • Redes Sociais
Acesso o aplicativo para tablets e smartphones

Copyright Folha de S.Paulo. Todos os direitos reservados. É proibida a reprodução do conteúdo desta página em qualquer meio de comunicação, eletrônico ou impresso, sem autorização escrita da Folhapress (pesquisa@folhapress.com.br).