Contra a pijamização do sexo e do amor
04/05/12 11:23
Sexta-feira é dia de etiqueta no blog. No episódio de hoje: usos & costumes no lar doce lar.
O pijama, amigo, é o paletó de madeira do amor.
E não adianta acreditar nos pijaminhas modernos. Fashion ou à moda antiga, o resultado é o mesmo.
O amor dispensa fardamentos.
O mesmo papai-mamãe, o mesmo pijama de bolinha, o mesmo sexo “funcionário público” e sem lirismo em cima daquele surrado colchão…
Se a rotina já é uma inimiga, sempre na tocaia, imagina a rotina apijamada, fardada, listrada ou de bolinhas.
Pijamas fora, pombinhos. Chega desse rotineiro sono dos justos e acomodados.
Se o sexo só na cama burocratiza o desejo e o elimina, imagina o sexo de uniforme.
A cama, que segundo o tio Nelson, é um objeto metafísico. Seja que diabo isso signifique, faça na cama somente o obrigatório.
Porque você quer despertar o seu lado mais selvagem.
Ao mato, meu rapaz, como nossos kariris, tabajaras, fulniôs e caetés –os canibais que devoraram a culpa cristã ao deglutir o bispo Sardinha em Alagoas.
Aos lugares inusitados, principalmente os lugares públicos. Aos parques, aos bancos traseiros, aos passeios de bicicleta ao bosque mais próximo, às grotas, às cachoeiras, cascatas, aos quintais alheios com flores roubadas.
Porque o medo é o melhor dos excitantes. Sem medo do flagrante delito.
Além do temor, que põe os nervos à flor da pele e enriquece o gozo, a possibilidade de ser visto por um voyeur é também animadora.
Recomenda-se o lindo uso de saias e vestidos, peças que sempre vestem bem esse tipo de pecado. Fonte: os filmes do tarado e genial Tinto Brass.
Porque se você não transar fora da cama, outro(a) fatalmente vai propor ao/a parceiro(a). Eis o perigo.
Não deixe espaço na relação para que um(a) forasteiro(a), um(a) aventureiro(a) o faça. A vítima pode ser você. Não duvide: a concorrência é sempre criativa e atenta às necessidades de pensar em mudanças, no varejo e no atacado, para dar mais requinte ao babado. Ação, amigo.
E o melhor, querida Lola, fora da cama o miserável que divide contigo o mesmo teto não vai roncar logo depois do ato. No máximo fuma aquele king size com filtro de um homem satisfeito.
Fora da cama a gente imita o galo. O único bípede do mundo que canta, feliz, depois do gozo. O resto entristece e dorme.
Porque você precisa ter uma boa resposta para uma velha pergunta. Já pensou que coisa mais sem graça não ter uma boa resposta quando lhe perguntarem qual foi o lugar mais inusitado onde fez amor?
Não precisa ser algo obrigatoriamente extravagante, como o caixão funerário de Catherine Deneuve, no filme “A Bela da Tarde”, mas que seja algo, digamos, diferente.
Sem querer arrancar confissões, mas com alguma curiosidade, qual lugar você sugere, meu rapaz, minha doce rapariga?
Zune and iPod: Most people compare the Zune to the Touch, but after seeing how slim and surprisingly small and light it is, I consider it to be a rather unique hybrid that combines qualities of both the Touch and the Nano. It’s very colorful and lovely OLED screen is slightly smaller than the touch screen, but the player itself feels quite a bit smaller and lighter. It weighs about 2/3 as much, and is noticeably smaller in width and height, while being just a hair thicker.
One thing I would like to touch upon is that fat reduction plan fast may be possible by the suitable diet and exercise. Someone’s size not merely affects the look, but also the overall quality of life. Self-esteem, despression symptoms, health risks, plus physical skills are damaged in putting on weight. It is possible to make everything right and still gain. If this happens, a problem may be the culprit. While an excessive amount of food rather than enough workout are usually guilty, common health conditions and widespread prescriptions may greatly help to increase size. Many thanks for your post in this article.
Netnews has been online for any quite a while. Its even more aged than the entire world wide web- just what many people know since the
Real excellent info can be found on web site.
Thanks to you for posting this to us. You shared a very informative post here.. Great job!
Netnews has been online to get a long time. Its even over the age of the planet wide web- precisely what most everyone knows as being the
Pingback: Local Lighthouse
Really wonderful info can be found on weblog.
Fantastic website. A lot of useful info here. I’m sending it to a few pals ans also sharing in delicious. And obviously, thanks for your sweat!
This is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace. The interface is colorful, has more flair, and some cool features like ‘Mixview’ that let you quickly see related albums, songs, or other users related to what you’re listening to. Clicking on one of those will center on that item, and another set of “neighbors” will come into view, allowing you to navigate around exploring by similar artists, songs, or users. Speaking of users, the Zune “Social” is also great fun, letting you find others with shared tastes and becoming friends with them. You then can listen to a playlist created based on an amalgamation of what all your friends are listening to, which is also enjoyable. Those concerned with privacy will be relieved to know you can prevent the public from seeing your personal listening habits if you so choose.
Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.
lool wao, hands down coolest post i’ve ever seen.
This site doesn’t show up correctly on my iphone – you may want to try and fix that
Nice read, I just passed this onto a friend who was doing some research on that. And he actually bought me lunch since I found it for him smile Therefore let me rephrase that: Thank you for lunch!
My partner and I stumbled over here by a different website and thought I should check things out. I like what I see so now i am following you. Look forward to finding out about your web page again.
What a fantastic blog. I’ll absolutely advocate this blog to my buddy. Thanks.
Grabarz will look to go one better than in recent weeks and claim maximum points for London North Lions. The 23-year-old is in good form after setting an indoor PB of 2.25m at the UK Indoor Trials and finishing second at the Aviva Grand Prix in Birmingham.
Netnews has been online to get a while. Its even significantly older than the planet wide web- exactly what many people know because the
home loans bad creditI definitely wanted to jot down a small message to be able to say thanks to you for the fabulous solutions you are giving at this website. My time intensive internet search has now been paid with sensible strategies to go over with my colleagues. I would claim that we site visitors actually are unequivocally lucky to live in a very good website with very many perfect people with useful guidelines. I feel somewhat fortunate to have discovered the web pages and look forward to so many more pleasurable minutes reading here. Thank you once more for a lot of things.
lool whoa, hands dwn best post i’ve ever came across. bail bonds Orange County
This really answered my drawback, thank you!
I’ve been browsing online greater than three hours today, yet I never discovered any fascinating article like yours. It is beautiful worth sufficient for me. Personally, if all website owners and bloggers made good content material as you did, the web will probably be a lot more helpful than ever before.
Great blog here! Also your web site loads up very fast! What web host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link to your host? I wish my site loaded up as quickly as yours lol
Great post and right to the point. I don’t know if this is really the best place to ask but do you people have any thoughts on where to get some professional writers? Thanks 🙂
Thanks for your publication. I would love to say this that the very first thing you will need to carry out is find out if you really need credit score improvement. To do that you simply must get your hands on a duplicate of your credit history. That should never be difficult, because government makes it necessary that you are allowed to obtain one absolutely free copy of the credit report per year. You just have to inquire the right people today. You can either check out the website owned by the Federal Trade Commission or maybe contact one of the leading credit agencies directly.
[…]Here are some of the sites we recommend for our visitors[…]…
Nntp ‘s been around for any quite a while. Its even significantly older than the globe wide web- exactly what many people know since the
This is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace. The interface is colorful, has more flair, and some cool features like ‘Mixview’ that let you quickly see related albums, songs, or other users related to what you’re listening to. Clicking on one of those will center on that item, and another set of “neighbors” will come into view, allowing you to navigate around exploring by similar artists, songs, or users. Speaking of users, the Zune “Social” is also great fun, letting you find others with shared tastes and becoming friends with them. You then can listen to a playlist created based on an amalgamation of what all your friends are listening to, which is also enjoyable. Those concerned with privacy will be relieved to know you can prevent the public from seeing your personal listening habits if you so choose.
I am highly experienced for this website. Its yr enlightening matter. It can help me a great deal to resolve Some Trouble. It’s so fabulous and Option is working model so speedy. I think It may Be enable all of you. Thanks a good deal for this elegance Enjoying posting with me. I am appreciating it a great deal! Wanting forward to another wonderful short article. Beneficial luck to the Creator! The preferred.
Attractive section of content. I just stumbled upon your web site and in accession capital to assert that I acquire actually enjoyed account your blog posts. Anyway I’ll be subscribing to your feeds and even I achievement you access consistently rapidly.