Folha de S.Paulo

Um jornal a serviço do Brasil

  • Assine a Folha
  • Atendimento
  • Versão Impressa
Seções
  • Opinião
  • Política
  • Mundo
  • Economia
  • Cotidiano
  • Esporte
  • Cultura
  • F5
  • Classificados
Últimas notícias
Busca
Publicidade

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Perfil Xico Sá é escritor, jornalista e colunista da Folha

Perfil completo

Contra a pijamização do sexo e do amor

Por xicosa
04/05/12 11:23

Sexta-feira é dia de etiqueta no blog. No episódio de hoje: usos & costumes no lar doce lar.

O pijama, amigo, é o paletó de madeira do amor.

E não adianta acreditar nos pijaminhas modernos. Fashion ou à moda antiga, o resultado é o mesmo.

O amor dispensa fardamentos.

O mesmo papai-mamãe, o mesmo pijama de bolinha, o mesmo sexo “funcionário público” e sem lirismo em cima daquele surrado colchão…

Se a rotina já é uma inimiga, sempre na tocaia, imagina a rotina apijamada, fardada, listrada ou de bolinhas.  

Pijamas fora, pombinhos. Chega desse rotineiro sono dos justos e acomodados.

Se o sexo só na cama burocratiza o desejo e o elimina, imagina o sexo de uniforme.

A cama, que segundo o tio Nelson, é um objeto metafísico. Seja que diabo isso signifique, faça na cama somente o obrigatório.

Porque você quer despertar o seu lado mais selvagem.

Ao mato, meu rapaz, como nossos kariris, tabajaras, fulniôs e caetés –os canibais que devoraram a culpa cristã ao deglutir o bispo Sardinha em Alagoas.

Aos lugares inusitados, principalmente os lugares públicos. Aos parques, aos bancos traseiros, aos passeios de bicicleta ao bosque mais próximo, às grotas, às cachoeiras, cascatas, aos quintais alheios com flores roubadas.

Porque o medo é o melhor dos excitantes. Sem medo do flagrante delito.

Além do temor, que põe os nervos à flor da pele e enriquece o gozo, a possibilidade de ser visto por um voyeur é também animadora.

Recomenda-se o lindo uso de saias e vestidos, peças que sempre vestem bem esse tipo de pecado. Fonte: os filmes do tarado e genial Tinto Brass.

Porque se você não transar fora da cama, outro(a) fatalmente vai propor ao/a parceiro(a). Eis o perigo.

Não deixe espaço na relação para que um(a) forasteiro(a), um(a) aventureiro(a) o faça. A vítima pode ser você. Não duvide: a concorrência é sempre criativa e atenta às necessidades de pensar em mudanças, no varejo e no atacado, para dar mais requinte ao babado. Ação, amigo.

E o melhor, querida Lola, fora da cama o miserável que divide contigo o mesmo teto não vai roncar logo depois do ato. No máximo fuma aquele king size com filtro de um homem satisfeito.

Fora da cama a gente imita o galo. O único bípede do mundo que canta, feliz, depois do gozo. O resto entristece e dorme.

Porque você precisa ter uma boa resposta para uma velha pergunta. Já pensou que coisa mais sem graça não ter uma boa resposta quando lhe perguntarem qual foi o lugar mais inusitado onde fez amor?

Não precisa ser algo obrigatoriamente extravagante, como o caixão funerário de Catherine Deneuve, no filme “A Bela da Tarde”, mas que seja algo, digamos, diferente.

Sem querer arrancar confissões, mas com alguma curiosidade, qual lugar você sugere, meu rapaz, minha doce rapariga?

Mais opções
  • Google+
  • Facebook
  • Copiar url
  • Imprimir
  • RSS
  • Maior | Menor
  • Comentários
  • Facebook

Comentários

  1. Pingback: south america luxury tours

  2. learn more comentou em 17/06/12 at 7:16

    I was curious if you ever considered changing the layout of your website? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or two images. Maybe you could space it out better?

  3. more facebook likes comentou em 17/06/12 at 6:24

    This is very interesting, You are an excessively skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and sit up for searching for more of your fantastic post. Additionally, I’ve shared your web site in my social networks!

  4. alakMinibab comentou em 17/06/12 at 6:23

    Demonstrating regard towards your spouse is vital to building a solid relationship and averting troubles in marriage. A wedding lacking respect is simply not a contented predicament and generates marriage problems that might destroy the relationship. Offering and Acquiring regard is critical to any prosperous romance and is particularly especially genuine in relationship. When partners marry they may be typically anticipating it for being for existence. Regard of every other is one of the most effective techniques to fixing common marriage problems and also have a lasting relationship.

    Some of us might not demonstrate regard simply because we have been waiting on our husband or wife to show the proper amount of respect to us. Regrettably that response does very little to boost the marriage and could develop even more challenges in relationship. Demonstrate regard in your husband or wife regardless of whether you feel they can be falling limited while in the regard location. Giving your wife or husband regard could suggest that your husband or wife will get started to point out much more respect towards you. Respecting your wife or husband displays that you simply worth them for a husband or wife and like a man or woman which is extra probable to acquire a beneficial response than anger, irritability or withdrawal.

    Unpleasant attitudes and habits by your partner may very well be the result of feeling disrespected, unappreciated, and unloved. You might be stunned how displaying regard can reduce relationship troubles and modify the course of the relationship

    How you can give regard:

    • Compliment your spouse regularly

    • All through an argument speak respectfully and lower the emotion stage

    • You should not lash out, really don’t sulk or pout

    • Respect your spouse’s viewpoint. Typically or gut reaction should be to reject views that differ from our personal. Exhibit regard for your wife or husband by listening and accepting their appropriate to possess their very own viewpoint.

    • You should not give your spouse orders. In order for you them to complete some thing check with them, not demand

    • When talking to your partner hear the things they must say, make eye get in touch with if you are listening or chatting with them.

    One way of demonstrating respect is to give a significant priority towards the relationship as well as your partnership. Have conversations with one another about other points in addition to your kids. Mom and dad should go on dates with one another and set up by yourself time without the need of the youngsters.. This strengthens a couple’s marriage with one another. Good relationships concerning mom and dad give small children a feeling of security and are reassuring to them.

    Indications of marital disrespect:

    1. Yelling screaming and belittling your husband or wife is not an efficient way to assemble a strong relationship. It is a solution to make to get a horrible marriage.

    2. Dominating the discussion instead of allowing your partner the opportunity to express themselves in private or inside a social configurations

    3. If 1 individual feels these are constantly proper it diminishes one other human being and doesn’t reflect that you respect them or their thoughts

    4. Creating significant family selections devoid of discussing it using your wife or husband

    five. Not giving your wife or husband the courtesy of listening after they are chatting with you

    Numerous marriage challenges originate from not respecting how males and women differ. Gentlemen and girls respond to a lot of issues in different ways. Women are often more verbal than men and are a lot more into expressing their inner thoughts. Males aren’t commonly as verbal in expressing their feelings or feelings. It really is essential to respect the variations.

    Article

  5. ultrasonic generator diy comentou em 17/06/12 at 5:08

    This is really interesting, You’re a very skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your magnificent post. Also, I’ve shared your site in my social networks!

  6. http://www.whiteceramicwatches.net/ comentou em 17/06/12 at 4:26

    I simply could not depart your web site prior to suggesting that I really loved the usual information an individual provide for your guests? Is going to be again continuously to investigate cross-check new posts.

  7. casino roulette comentou em 17/06/12 at 1:42

    I was very pleased to find this web-site.I wanted to thanks for your time for this wonderful read!! I definitely enjoying every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you blog post.

  8. runescape guide comentou em 17/06/12 at 1:01

    Someone essentially assist to make severely articles I might state. That is the first time I frequented your web page and thus far? I amazed with the research you made to make this particular publish amazing. Fantastic process!

  9. talk about bali comentou em 17/06/12 at 0:24

    The Zune concentrates on being a Portable Media Player. Not a web browser. Not a game machine. Maybe in the future it’ll do even better in those areas, but for now it’s a fantastic way to organize and listen to your music and videos, and is without peer in that regard. The iPod’s strengths are its web browsing and apps. If those sound more compelling, perhaps it is your best choice.

  10. data recovery cost comentou em 16/06/12 at 23:21

    You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be really something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!

  11. William hill casino comentou em 16/06/12 at 22:55

    An interesting discussion is worth comment. I think that you should write more on this topic, it might not be a taboo subject but generally people are not enough to speak on such topics. To the next. Cheers

  12. open source data recovery comentou em 16/06/12 at 22:09

    My brother suggested I might like this web site. He was entirely right. This post actually made my day. You cann’t imagine just how much time I had spent for this info! Thanks!

  13. ultrasonic cleaner reviews comentou em 16/06/12 at 22:08

    This is very interesting, You’re a very skilled blogger. I’ve joined your feed and look forward to seeking more of your excellent post. Also, I have shared your web site in my social networks!

  14. cafetiereexpresso.net comentou em 16/06/12 at 21:56

    Wohh just what I was looking for, regards for posting . “Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.” by Euripides.

  15. hip pain comentou em 16/06/12 at 21:37

    Very thorough post. What was your motivation for doing it in the first place?

  16. Bodybuilding forums comentou em 16/06/12 at 21:16

    Before you can effectively spin comments, you need to be creative and even more creative. Convince the creator that just because the content is very unoriginal, it’s still something they want displayed on their blog.

  17. Ursula Koc comentou em 16/06/12 at 14:50

    . I like the helpful information you provide in your articles. I will bookmark your weblog and check again here regularly. I am quite certain I will learn a lot of new stuff right here! Good luck for the next!

  18. Mieszkania Suwalki comentou em 16/06/12 at 14:11

    I do not leave many remarks, however after browsing through a ton of comments on this page Folha.com – Blogs – Contra a pijamização do sexo e do amor | Xico Sá. I do have a few questions for you if it’s okay. Could it be just me or does it appear like a few of these comments come across as if they are coming from brain dead visitors? 😛 And, if you are writing on additional online sites, I’d like to follow anything fresh you have to post. Could you post a list of every one of your social networking sites like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?

  19. mortgage comentou em 16/06/12 at 14:00

    Hello There. I found your blog using msn. This is a very well written article. I’ll make sure to bookmark it and return to read more of your useful information. Thanks for the post. I will certainly comeback.

  20. kamagra comentou em 16/06/12 at 13:33

    Good post right here. One thing I would really like to say is that often most professional areas consider the Bachelor Degree as the entry level standard for an online college diploma. Though Associate Diplomas are a great way to begin with, completing your own Bachelors starts up many doors to various employment opportunities, there are numerous online Bachelor Diploma Programs available by institutions like The University of Phoenix, Intercontinental University Online and Kaplan. Another thing is that many brick and mortar institutions offer you Online variations of their certifications but usually for a significantly higher payment than the firms that specialize in online qualification plans.

  21. ultrasonic cleaner solution comentou em 16/06/12 at 11:54

    I am extremely impressed with your writing skills and also with the layout on your weblog. Is this a paid theme or did you modify it yourself? Anyway keep up the excellent quality writing, it is rare to see a great blog like this one these days..

  22. GP internet comentou em 16/06/12 at 11:24

    I have not checked in here for some time because I thought it was getting boring, but the last few posts are good quality so I guess I’ll add you back to my everyday bloglist. You deserve it my friend 🙂

  23. Bodybuilding forums comentou em 16/06/12 at 8:47

    I think some of this stuff might have been taken from a feed, it’s found everywhere on the net and various peoples websites, unless you’re the content’s publisher?. Thanks

  24. satisfaction survey samples comentou em 16/06/12 at 7:00

    Interesting stuff. Too bad she passed, great to hear those old stories!

  25. Pingback: south america luxury travel

  26. cna certification exams comentou em 16/06/12 at 4:15

    certified nursing assistant salary in nj

  27. Tiny Mcclanan comentou em 16/06/12 at 2:29

    http://www.jamesduffy.info/blog/view/8394/10-questions-to-ask-when-shopping-for-summertime-camp

  28. business ideas comentou em 16/06/12 at 2:22

    I do agree with all the concepts you have presented for your post. They are really convincing and can definitely work. Nonetheless, the posts are too short for newbies. May you please prolong them a bit from next time? Thanks for the post.

  29. hardcore comentou em 16/06/12 at 1:31

    Anyone can effectively reword comments, you must be creative and clever. Convince the creator that just because the content is overly bland, it’s still something they should have it posted on their blog.

  30. Juli Stroy comentou em 15/06/12 at 22:18

    Rattling nice design and fantastic content material , absolutely nothing else we want : D.

← Comentários anteriores
Comentários posteriores →
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • RSSAssinar o Feed do blog
  • Emailxicosa@uol.com.br
  • FacebookFacebook
  • Twitter@xicosa

Buscar

Busca

Blogs da Folha

  • Recent posts Xico Sá
  1. 1

    O partido dos corações partidos

  2. 2

    A arte da cantada permanente

  3. 3

    O tal do amor aberto dá certo?

  4. 4

    E Abelardo da Hora recriou a mulher

  5. 5

    Como eleição mexe com amor e sexo

SEE PREVIOUS POSTS

Arquivo

  • ARQUIVO DE 20/03/2011 a 11/02/2012

Sites relacionados

  • UOL - O melhor conteúdo
  • BOL - E-mail grátis
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Opinião
    • Assine a Folha
    • Atendimento
    • Versão Impressa
    • Política
    • Mundo
    • Economia
    • Painel do Leitor
    • Cotidiano
    • Esporte
    • Ciência
    • Saúde
    • Cultura
    • Tec
    • F5
    • + Seções
    • Especiais
    • TV Folha
    • Classificados
    • Redes Sociais
Acesso o aplicativo para tablets e smartphones

Copyright Folha de S.Paulo. Todos os direitos reservados. É proibida a reprodução do conteúdo desta página em qualquer meio de comunicação, eletrônico ou impresso, sem autorização escrita da Folhapress (pesquisa@folhapress.com.br).