Publicidade

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Perfil Xico Sá é escritor, jornalista e colunista da Folha

Perfil completo

A capanga de um homem de qualidade

Por xicosa
28/04/12 12:38

Voltemos a discorrer, no perigo da hora, sobre o crepúsculo do macho-jurubeba. Urge.

Ao me deparar esta semana, em um banheiro de um moderno restaurante de SP, com dois homens, aparentemente héteros, discutindo sobre técnicas depilatórias e cremes básicos para uma nécessaire masculina, me veio ao cocoruto, imediatamente, a velha imagem da capanga e o kit máximo permitido por um macho-jurubeba.

Como bem sabemos, amigo, o macho-jurubeba é o macho-roots, a criatura de raiz, o sujeito tradicional e quase em extinção nos tempos modernos.

Um personagem que nos parece nostálgico e, de algum modo, folclórico, mas perfeito para nos revelar o universo dos marmanjos até meados nos anos 1990 –quando Deus fez, de uma costela do David Beckham, o ser doravante conhecido como metrossexual.

Vasculhemos, pois, a capanga, usos, costumes higiênicos e os arredores antropológicos deste predador do nosso paleolítico.

Era sim naturalmente vaidoso o macho popular brasileiro. Aqui encontramos os vestígios: um espelhinho oval com o escudo do seu time ou uma diva em trajes sumários, um pente nas marcas Flamengo ou Carioca, um corta-unhas Trim ou Unhex, um tubo de brilhantina, um frasco de leite de colônia, uma latinha de Minâncora e outra de banha de peixe-boi da Amazônia em caso de eventuais ferimentos, calos ou cabruncos.

Em viagens mais longas, barbeador, gillette, pedra-hume –o seu pós-barba naturalíssimo, nada melhor para refrescar a pele e fechar os poros. Alguns pré-modernos e distintos se antecipavam aos novos tempos usando também Aqua Velva, a loção para o rosto utilizada pelos “homens de maior distinção em todo o mundo”.

Vemos aqui também, no kit do macho-jurubeba, emplasto poroso Sabiá, pedras de isqueiro com a marca Colibri e um item atual até nossos dias, o polvilho antisséptico Granado, afinal de contas a praga do chulé é atemporal e indisfarçável. O lenço de pano nem se comenta, não podia faltar nunca.

Ainda no capítulo do asseio corporal e dos bons tratos, façamos justiça às moças. Elas adoravam tirar nossos cravos e espinhas, atitude hoje cada vez mais rara –se alguma o fizer, amigo, a tenha na mais alta conta, a abençoada filha de Eva te ama mesmo.

Mais opções
  • Comentários
  • Facebook

Comentários

  1. naprawą ploterów comentou em 20/06/12 at 13:29

    W obecnych czasach w jednym położeniu może zostać uskuteczniona naprawa drukarek Poznań różnych producentów takich jak, serwis drukarek HP bądź Lexmark.

  2. Masters Leaderboard comentou em 20/06/12 at 12:21

    Good – I should certainly pronounce, impressed with your website. I had no trouble navigating through all the tabs and related info ended up being truly simple to do to access. I recently found what I hoped for before you know it at all. Reasonably unusual. Is likely to appreciate it for those who add forums or something, site theme . a tones way for your client to communicate. Nice task.

  3. best registry cleaner comentou em 20/06/12 at 12:13

    Currently actually do not stop eating because there is yet the decision that you will transform into. Work from your home us rrs often a fad for that who wants to earn funds however nonetheless enough time requires most substantial occasions using children and kids goes for as the modern habit. attract abundance

  4. America Norg comentou em 20/06/12 at 11:45

    Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. – Woody Allen

  5. used shot peening equipment comentou em 20/06/12 at 10:08

    I genuinely enjoy looking at on this web site, it contains great blog posts. “Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.” by Demosthenes.

  6. Lindsey Urquhart comentou em 20/06/12 at 7:35

    It’s very simple to find out any matter on web as compared to textbooks, as I fount this article at this web page.t00wiqp…

  7. cialis comentou em 20/06/12 at 6:24

    You made various good points there. I did a search on the subject and found nearly all folks will consent with your blog.

  8. Obama Bumper Stickers comentou em 20/06/12 at 6:01

    great points altogether, you simply received a new reader. What would you recommend in regards to your submit that you simply made a few days ago? Any certain?

  9. Clifford Taite comentou em 20/06/12 at 5:53

    It is really a nice and helpful piece of information. Im satisfied that you shared this useful info with us. Please keep us informed like this. Thanks for sharing.

  10. android market comentou em 20/06/12 at 5:06

    Folha.com – Blogs – A capanga de um homem de qualidade | Xico Sá I was suggested this blog by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my problem. You’re incredible! Thanks! your article about Folha.com – Blogs – A capanga de um homem de qualidade | Xico SáBest Regards Agata

  11. dududukkkkkkk comentou em 20/06/12 at 4:35

    Nice post at Folha.com – Blogs – A capanga de um homem de qualidade | Xico Sá. I was checking continuously this blog and I’m impressed! Extremely useful information particularly the last part 🙂 I care for such info a lot. I was looking for this certain information for a long time. Thank you and good luck.

  12. perlengkapan bayi comentou em 20/06/12 at 3:50

    Folha.com – Blogs – A capanga de um homem de qualidade | Xico Sá I was recommended this blog by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as nobody else know such detailed about my problem. You are wonderful! Thanks! your article about Folha.com – Blogs – A capanga de um homem de qualidade | Xico SáBest Regards Craig

  13. baju bayi comentou em 20/06/12 at 2:55

    Folha.com – Blogs – A capanga de um homem de qualidade | Xico Sá I was suggested this web site by my cousin. I’m not sure whether this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my problem. You’re amazing! Thanks! your article about Folha.com – Blogs – A capanga de um homem de qualidade | Xico SáBest Regards Cassetta

  14. Max Montoro comentou em 20/06/12 at 2:43

    You should take part in a contest for one of the best blogs on the web. I will recommend this site!

  15. Domonique Hagist comentou em 20/06/12 at 2:24

    Netnews has existed to get a long time. Its even more aged than the planet wide web- exactly what many people know because the

  16. naprawa komputerów Bydgoszcz comentou em 20/06/12 at 0:47

    Magnificent site. Lots of useful information here. I’m sending it to a few friends ans additionally sharing in delicious. And naturally, thank you to your sweat!

  17. best registry cleaner comentou em 19/06/12 at 23:58

    There is noticeably a great deal of dollars to recognize about this. I assume you’ve created certain nice points in features also.

  18. pozycjonowanie stron kielce comentou em 19/06/12 at 23:40

    I?¦ll right away grasp your rss as I can not to find your e-mail subscription link or e-newsletter service. Do you have any? Please permit me recognize so that I may just subscribe. Thanks.

  19. annual free credit report comentou em 19/06/12 at 23:24

    I recognize there exists plenty of spam on this blog. Do you want support cleansing them up? I might assist amongst courses!

  20. Winfred Abling comentou em 19/06/12 at 23:02

    I was more than happy to find this web-site.I wanted to thanks to your time for this wonderful learn!! I definitely having fun with each little little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you weblog post.

  21. Suspension Parts comentou em 19/06/12 at 22:43

    Assumed G+ would be growing at a much faster rate, but I guess it’ll choose some time. Still haven’t cared to use it on a daily like fb yet.

  22. Costal Scents Brushes comentou em 19/06/12 at 20:57

    I love these Costal Scents Brushes so much I have ordered two more sets before the price goes up and I was pleased to be able to get that fantastic price again. I highly recommend this set.

  23. fotografia slubna wroclaw comentou em 19/06/12 at 18:55

    I do agree with all of the ideas you’ve presented in your post. They are very convincing and will certainly work. Still, the posts are very short for newbies. Could you please extend them a little from next time? Thanks for the post.

  24. ataques de panico comentou em 19/06/12 at 17:18

    whoah this weblog is great i love studying your articles. Keep up the good work! You recognize, lots of persons are looking around for this information, you could help them greatly.

  25. New York Trademark Lawyer comentou em 19/06/12 at 17:03

    I’m still learning from you, but I’m trying to reach my goals. I absolutely enjoy reading everything that is written on your website.Keep the stories coming. I enjoyed it!

  26. 3D Faceci w czerni 3 chomikuj comentou em 19/06/12 at 16:37

    Aw, this was a really nice post. In concept I wish to put in writing like this additionally – taking time and actual effort to make an excellent article… but what can I say… I procrastinate alot and in no way appear to get something done.

  27. wholesale body jewelry comentou em 19/06/12 at 16:21

    Yeah bookmaking this wasn’t a high risk determination outstanding post! .

  28. computer registry cleaner comentou em 19/06/12 at 15:32

    red cross cna classes in my area

  29. Reena Crotteau comentou em 19/06/12 at 15:07

    Nntp ‘s been around for any quite a while. It truly is even over the age of the entire world wide web- precisely what many people know since the

  30. Bad Credit Loans comentou em 19/06/12 at 13:54

    I’ve really noticed that fixing credit activity must be conducted with tactics. If not, you might find yourself causing harm to your positioning. In order to grow into success fixing to your credit rating you have to ensure that from this time you pay your monthly expenses promptly in advance of their appointed date. It’s really significant because by definitely not accomplishing so, all other actions that you will decide to use to improve your credit position will not be efficient. Thanks for sharing your suggestions.

← Comentários anteriores
Comentários posteriores →
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade