Publicidade

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Perfil Xico Sá é escritor, jornalista e colunista da Folha

Perfil completo

A capanga de um homem de qualidade

Por xicosa
28/04/12 12:38

Voltemos a discorrer, no perigo da hora, sobre o crepúsculo do macho-jurubeba. Urge.

Ao me deparar esta semana, em um banheiro de um moderno restaurante de SP, com dois homens, aparentemente héteros, discutindo sobre técnicas depilatórias e cremes básicos para uma nécessaire masculina, me veio ao cocoruto, imediatamente, a velha imagem da capanga e o kit máximo permitido por um macho-jurubeba.

Como bem sabemos, amigo, o macho-jurubeba é o macho-roots, a criatura de raiz, o sujeito tradicional e quase em extinção nos tempos modernos.

Um personagem que nos parece nostálgico e, de algum modo, folclórico, mas perfeito para nos revelar o universo dos marmanjos até meados nos anos 1990 –quando Deus fez, de uma costela do David Beckham, o ser doravante conhecido como metrossexual.

Vasculhemos, pois, a capanga, usos, costumes higiênicos e os arredores antropológicos deste predador do nosso paleolítico.

Era sim naturalmente vaidoso o macho popular brasileiro. Aqui encontramos os vestígios: um espelhinho oval com o escudo do seu time ou uma diva em trajes sumários, um pente nas marcas Flamengo ou Carioca, um corta-unhas Trim ou Unhex, um tubo de brilhantina, um frasco de leite de colônia, uma latinha de Minâncora e outra de banha de peixe-boi da Amazônia em caso de eventuais ferimentos, calos ou cabruncos.

Em viagens mais longas, barbeador, gillette, pedra-hume –o seu pós-barba naturalíssimo, nada melhor para refrescar a pele e fechar os poros. Alguns pré-modernos e distintos se antecipavam aos novos tempos usando também Aqua Velva, a loção para o rosto utilizada pelos “homens de maior distinção em todo o mundo”.

Vemos aqui também, no kit do macho-jurubeba, emplasto poroso Sabiá, pedras de isqueiro com a marca Colibri e um item atual até nossos dias, o polvilho antisséptico Granado, afinal de contas a praga do chulé é atemporal e indisfarçável. O lenço de pano nem se comenta, não podia faltar nunca.

Ainda no capítulo do asseio corporal e dos bons tratos, façamos justiça às moças. Elas adoravam tirar nossos cravos e espinhas, atitude hoje cada vez mais rara –se alguma o fizer, amigo, a tenha na mais alta conta, a abençoada filha de Eva te ama mesmo.

Mais opções
  • Comentários
  • Facebook

Comentários

  1. vancouver driving school comentou em 31/05/12 at 19:26

    Awsome article and straight to the point. I am not sure if this is actually the best place to ask but do you guys have any thoughts on where to get some professional writers? Thanks in advance 🙂

  2. backup danych on line comentou em 31/05/12 at 19:19

    You simply copied a person else’s story

  3. baby stroller car seat reviews comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:58

    As I web site possessor I believe the content material here is rattling fantastic , appreciate it for your hard work. You should keep it up forever! Best of luck.

  4. Craigslist image ad comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:57

    I would like to thank you for the efforts you’ve put in writing this blog. I’m hoping the same high-grade site post from you in the upcoming as well. Actually your creative writing abilities has inspired me to get my own blog now. Actually the blogging is spreading its wings fast. Your write up is a great example of it.

  5. Swinton Physiotherapy comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:55

    Wow! This can be one particular of the most beneficial blogs We have ever arrive across on this subject. Basically Wonderful. I’m also a specialist in this topic therefore I can understand your hard work.

  6. violence lawyer comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:52

    Wow, fantastic blog layout! How long have you been blogging for? you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your site is great, as well as the content!

  7. Toilet training comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:52

    Good website! I really love how it is simple on my eyes and the data are well written. I am wondering how I might be notified when a new post has been made. I’ve subscribed to your feed which must do the trick! Have a nice day!

  8. used cars for sale in Gauteng comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:49

    This is very interesting, You are a very skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your great post. Also, I’ve shared your site in my social networks!

  9. Home Improvement comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:48

    Thanks for any other informative blog. The place else could I get that type of information written in such an ideal approach? I have a venture that I’m simply now operating on, and I have been at the look out for such information.

  10. Electronic Cigarettes comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:48

    Hello, Neat post. There’s an issue with your site in web explorer, would test this¡K IE still is the marketplace chief and a large element of people will omit your excellent writing due to this problem.

  11. Austin Internet Marketing comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:46

    Great ¡V I should certainly pronounce, impressed with your site. I had no trouble navigating through all the tabs as well as related information ended up being truly easy to do to access. I recently found what I hoped for before you know it in the least. Reasonably unusual. Is likely to appreciate it for those who add forums or something, website theme . a tones way for your client to communicate. Nice task..

  12. cashcrate review comentou em 31/05/12 at 18:44

    I’ve been browsing on-line more than three hours these days, but I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours. It¡¦s beautiful worth enough for me. Personally, if all web owners and bloggers made excellent content as you did, the net might be a lot more useful than ever before.

  13. skład opału comentou em 31/05/12 at 17:21

    really great issues here, just thanks

  14. dumbbells for sale ireland comentou em 31/05/12 at 16:00

    Thank you for sharing superb informations. Your site is so cool. I’m impressed by the details that you’ve on this website. It reveals how nicely you understand this subject. Bookmarked this web page, will come back for more articles. You, my friend, ROCK! I found simply the info I already searched everywhere and simply could not come across. What a perfect website.

  15. Yang Rajan comentou em 31/05/12 at 15:30

    I must show my thanks to you just for rescuing me from such a difficulty. Because of checking through the internet and coming across advice that were not pleasant, I believed my entire life was gone. Existing without the strategies to the difficulties you’ve sorted out all through the article content is a critical case, as well as the ones which might have badly damaged my career if I had not come across your website. Your own personal natural talent and kindness in playing with all areas was tremendous. I don’t know what I would’ve done if I had not come upon such a step like this. It’s possible to at this moment look forward to my future. Thank you so much for your skilled and sensible help. I will not think twice to recommend your blog to any person who needs and wants guide about this situation.

  16. Cebulki Kwiatowe comentou em 31/05/12 at 15:27

    You simply copied a person else’s tale

  17. cheap adderall comentou em 31/05/12 at 14:11

    buy tramadol online no prescription – tramadol delivery

  18. order tramadol online comentou em 31/05/12 at 13:39

    tramadol pharmacy buy tramadol 50 mg – tramadol online com

  19. killzone 3 download free comentou em 31/05/12 at 12:53

    killzone 3 download free ,chicken invaders 3 full version free download for mac,agrar 2011 free download,call of duty 5 play 2 download,colin mcrae dirt2 demo download,minecolony mpc,szybcy i wściekli 5 fast five 2011 lektor pl peb,diablo 3 crack.rar,crack do battlefield 2 1.5,kino pecetowiec kac vegas lektor pl,mediamond rejestracja,killzone 3 download free ,bez wstydu chomikuj,ben 10 vilgax attacks walkthrough ds,vagabond ready chaos torrent,pokemon platinum download for gba.zip,serce pęcznieje nabrzmiewa wesele musuje w ciele,best young players buy fifa 12,ryanair odprawa online bagaż rejestrowany,auto mapa 5.5.3 chomikuj,minecraft graj online za darmo,starcraft ii lan emulator,killzone 3 download free ,alergia na mleko krowie u niemowląt objawy,ostatni brzeg 2000 online,pamiętniki wampirów sezon 3 odcinek 10 peb.pl,diablo 2 do czego służy noga wirta,melissa plastic shoes usa,diablo no cd 1.10,friday night lights season 5 episode 8 online free,landwirtschafts simulator 2008 free download full version,krak do ls 2011 za darmo,arcania gothic 4 pc chomikuj,killzone 3 download free ,fifa manager 12 free download full version pc,battlefield bad company 2 download pełna wersja pl chomikuj,alcohol 120 for windows 7 full version torrent,nad zycie pobierz download,pamiętniki wampirów sezon 2 odcinek 12 chomikuj lektor,nero 8 nero 9.4 13.2 b,sims 2 dodatki pobierz chomikuj,mass effect 3 single player demo download,tekken 2 snes download,alcohol 120 torrent full download,killzone 3 download free ,musisz jeść aby schudnąć chomikuj.pl,madagaskar gra na pc download,watch nip tuck season 5 episode 4 online free,ramadan 2011 uk timetable manchester,lord of destruction serwery,mafia 2 download free ride,zmierzch zaćmienie film download chomikuj,museum der arbeit hamburg kurse,postal 2 pobierz pełna wersja chomikuj,seriale 3gp chomikuj.pl,

  20. high museum wine auction 2011 comentou em 31/05/12 at 12:39

    comment5, cheap cialis online, 8]]], buy generic cialis cheap, 866683, generic cialis fast delivery, =-)), cialis order online, >:(, cialis, 012,

  21. Shondra Marrow comentou em 31/05/12 at 11:26

    I’d need to examine with you here. Which isn’t one thing I often do! I enjoy studying a publish that can make folks think. Also, thanks for allowing me to comment!

  22. naprawa dukarek Poznań comentou em 31/05/12 at 11:04

    This is the best blog for anybody who desires to search out out about this topic. You realize a lot its virtually exhausting to argue with you (not that I actually would need…HaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a subject thats been written about for years. Great stuff, just great!

  23. Lilie comentou em 31/05/12 at 9:25

    I discovered your weblog website on google and check a number of of your early posts. Continue to keep up the excellent operate. I simply additional up your RSS feed to my MSN News Reader. Seeking forward to studying extra from you later on!…

  24. Clicking Here comentou em 31/05/12 at 3:34

    With havin so much content and articles do you ever run into any issues of plagorism or copyright violation? My website has a lot of completely unique content I’ve either authored myself or outsourced but it appears a lot of it is popping it up all over the web without my agreement. Do you know any ways to help reduce content from being ripped off? I’d genuinely appreciate it.

  25. i earn money comentou em 31/05/12 at 3:20

    http://alturl.com/9jkug I say a System while you canister Pay $two.95 along with Start

  26. Filmy Download comentou em 31/05/12 at 0:29

    Hi just wanted to give you a quick heads up and let you know a few of the images aren’t loading properly. I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue. I’ve tried it in two different internet browsers and both show the same outcome.

  27. hitman fight gear shorts comentou em 30/05/12 at 23:56

    Hello, just wanted you to know I have added your site to my Google bookmarks because of your great blog layout. But in earnest, I think your site has one of the simplest theme Ive came across. It really helps make reading your blog a lot easier.

  28. Pingback: my url

  29. how to make more money with adsense comentou em 30/05/12 at 21:58

    http://alturl.com/9jkug I say a Route where you be capable of Pay $2.95 as well as Start

  30. MARK MCHALE MILTON KEYNES FISH SELLER CON MAN. RSPCA INVESTIGATING CRULTY comentou em 30/05/12 at 19:57

    OCEAN AQUATIC DESIGNS MILTON KEYNES RSPCA INVESTIGATING CRULTY

← Comentários anteriores
Comentários posteriores →
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade