O poderoso STV e a malhação do Judas
06/04/12 11:50
Judas "Cabelo do Cão", no Crato. Foto Gessy Maia/2010
SP não terá neste sábado, depois de 80 anos, como nos conta a Fabiana Cambricoli, do jornal Agora, a tradicionalíssima malhação do Judas da rua Lavapés, no Cambuci.
Aqui no Nordeste, onde ainda é forte e heavy-metal a brincadeira, vários pontos clássicos de malhação também foram desativados.
Jamais no Crato, no Cariri, que faz a maior eleição direta do país para escolher democraticamente seu alvo.
A grande praça de malhação permanente de Judas, no entanto, é na rede, na internet. Aqui é o ano todo, não depende da aleluia do santo sábado.
Aqui se julga, aqui se castiga. Sumariamente. Bem ao contrário do tartarugoso processo jurídico.
Tem gente, principalmente coleguinhas jornalistas mais corretos, que reclama deste grande e inevitável STV, o Supremo Tribunal Virtual, que tudo pode e tudo condena.
Sintoma dos tempos, amigo.
O STV, neste PatroPizza, é importantíssimo.
Vai fazer linchamentos malucos? Vai sim. Porém nada que a Justiça de fato e de direito não já faça as mesmas besteiras.
Com o STV pelo menos temos julgamentos imediatos. Às vezes cruéis. É do jogo.
O bom é que O STV mancha a honra, mas não leva ao sistema penitenciário. Que nada cura.
Quem você, amigo, malharia nesta semana?
O Demóstenes não vale. Já foi. “Meu amor é… Cachoeira”, como cantava o maior gentleman da TV brasileira, o príncipe Ronnie Von.
O Eike Batista e sua bem-educada família –prova de que dinheiro compra até felicidade mas não compra educação e respeito!- continua valendo como alvo.
Os motoristas bêbados idem. Faça a Angélica, amigo(a), vá de táxi. Ou a pé, como este cronista andarilho.
Atropelo no máximo alguns pombos pelas malditas calçadas irregulares. Que país é este que não pensa nos velhos e nos bêbados que flanam.
Malharia o Kassab. Pelo conjunto da obra, incluindo as piores calçadas do Brasil.
Mas malhar apenas um Judas municipal não vale.
Malhemos os escalões maiores.
Malhemos o Alckmin, o bom cristão Geraldo, e os massacres da PM paulista.
E aí, presidenta Dilma, por que não escancaras logo o arquivão maldito da Ditadura? Cadê a Comissão da Verdade?
Não carece botar os milicos no pau-de-arara, mas pelo menos uns beliscões de efeito moral. Os caras te levaram à masmorra e por pouco não te eliminaram.
Voltemos ao Supremo Tribunal Virtual, nossa grande corte superiora, e ao grande Judas da semana.
E aí, amigo(a), em quem você daria uma sova pública, mesmo que simbólica?
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