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Uma prova de que o corvo Edgar existe

Por xicosa
05/04/12 01:03

 

Cuervo Edgar em flagrante do fotógrafo Fred Jordão

O corvo Edgar, criatura inspirada em Edgar A. Poe, meu escritor preferido, é uma ave agourenta especializada em secar os grandes e favoritos óbvios no futebol.

Tem gente que duvida da sua existência. Nesta madruga, por exemplo, ele não deixa ninguém dormir direito aqui no meu predinho antigo em São Paulo. Está eufórico com a derrota do Flamengo, embora seja parente do urubu, seu primo-pobre.

É que ele seca mesmo os metidos, os times das grandes massas e todos os bajulados pela mídia.

Mas o motivo deste post não é tirar sarro com os rubronegros. É tão-somente apresentar o corvo Edgar à galera. Ele existe.

Como é estrangeiro, nem sei se pode ser pego pela lei seca ou pelo Ibama -algum advogado do ramo me explica?

Ele bebe sim, está grasnando. Melhor morrer de malbec do que de tédio e silêncio.

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