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Minha mentira preferida: o orgasmo fingido

Por xicosa
01/04/12 15:48

Pobre R.Crumb depois de um orgasmo sincero

“Eu sou uma pessoa má, eu menti pra você.”

Começo o dia com a melhor música dos últimos tempos sobre a sinceridade das mulheres. Canção da musa divina e perigosa Karina Buhr, uma greco-baiana-pernambucana-alemoa.

Você já mentiu para o seu amor hoje?

Mentir profissionalmente não tem graça. Ainda mais se você for publicitário, marqueteiro, jornalista, político, advogado, padre, cineasta, ator, pastor, policial…

Mentir profissionalmente é meio de vida. Só há mentira no amor ou no quase-amor, enfim, nos relacionamentos.

E das mentiras desse gênero, a minha preferida é a do orgasmo fingido.

Porque o fingimento do gozo também pode ser uma prova de amor, como o amor avulso das profissas.

Antes o fingimento, amigo, do que a ausência da dramaturgia amorosa de fato;

tem um quê de distanciamento brechtiano no orgasmo fingido.

Tem ou não tem, meu caro Alberto Amaral? -o melhor diretor de teatro com quem já atuei.

No orgasmo fingido há até mesmo, dialeticamente, um gozo que deveras sente.

Se quer saber, amigo, tem mais de verossímil no fingido do que em muitos ditos verdadeiros.

A gritaria selvagem é egoísta. Às vezes é mais para zombar das sem-sexo: ai como gozo, coitadas da minhas colegas da firma!

Sempre a favor das que fingem com decência. Melhor que fingir a velha dor de cabeça.

Contra a verossimilhança exagerada dos orgasmos com caras & bocas.

A favor do agrado do teatro, puro teatro, como na canção almodovariana de La Lupe. Ouça aqui esta outra divinal cubana.

Minta pra mim se for mulher!

Aos diabos com estas tais mulheres sinceras.

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