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O amor virou mulher e eu fui o último a saber

Por xicosa
30/03/12 02:08

Querida Lea T., viraste mulher e fui o último a saber. Isso não se faz, mas como não te perdoar, se o amor tudo pode?

Perdoadíssima estás.

Já eras a mais bonita brasileira mesmo sem operação alguma. O arquivo deste blog prova o que disse quando ainda, anatomicamente, homem.

Lea, poderia ter ido contigo a Bancoc e segurado na tua mão na hora do mais epistemológico dos cortes.

Conheço a Tailândia e poderíamos passear depois. Lá estive para rebocar o PC Farias, o capo do Collor, para o Brasil. Nos divertiríamos bastante.

Mas deixas quieto, Lea, o motivo desta é tão-somente te pedir em casório.

Por escrito é a segunda vez que rogo a uma deusa o privilégio de tal sacramento.

Havia pedido, em público, apenas a mão da Luíza Brunet, depois de uma epifania na última Flip, em Paraty.

Sei que tens um mundo a teus pés, os modernos de Milão e Londres etc.

Mesmo assim insisto: casas comigo!

Não tenho lá essas posses, mas te garanto casa, comida, roupa lavada e cafunés.

Não sou lá grandes coisas, mas junto a ti viro o mais orgulhoso dos machos. O mais são “mistérios do planeta”, como cantavam os Novos Baianos.

Te beijo na boca em pleno Ba-vi, nas arquibancadas do Barradão ou de Pituaçu. Depois vamos jantar com o Toninho Cerezo, o sogro dos sonhos, no Rio Vermelho ou derredores.

Não se nasce mulher, torna-se mulher, como lembraram da Beauvoir, em lindo texto, as meninas Bruna Narcizo e Thaís Botelho, da revista “IstoÉ Gente”.

Te tornaste a mais bela delas, menina Lea. Este corpo agora te pertence.

Com respeito, admiração e o amor possível, teu noivo platônico, Francisco.

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