Folha de S.Paulo

Um jornal a serviço do Brasil

  • Assine a Folha
  • Atendimento
  • Versão Impressa
Seções
  • Opinião
  • Política
  • Mundo
  • Economia
  • Cotidiano
  • Esporte
  • Cultura
  • F5
  • Classificados
Últimas notícias
Busca
Publicidade

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Perfil Xico Sá é escritor, jornalista e colunista da Folha

Perfil completo

Grandes canalhas da literatura (I)

Por xicosa
19/03/12 02:17

Só existem dois tipos de homens, amigo, os Vadinhos e os Teodoros.

Simples assim e esquemático.

Ou se é um ou se é o outro.

O primeiro não presta, mas derrete o coração das mulheres com a sua canalhice; o segundo é um sujeito virtuoso, direito, o objeto de desejo de uma fêmea quando está sofrendo, no dia-a-dia do lar, com um macho desmantelado.

Os dois se completam. Os Vadinhos jogam, bebem e são raparigueiros, piolhos de cabarés, só voltam para casa quando fecha a última barraca do mercado do Peixe, para ficarmos na geografia soteropolitana.

Os Teodoros não deixam faltar nada em casa, homens corretos, responsáveis, cumpridor dos seus deveres.

Como de besta não tinha nada, Dona Flor, por força da quentura do corpo e de alguma espiritualidade, conseguiu o milagre de viver com os dois maridos ao mesmo tempo, o safado e o virtuoso.

Morena gulosa. Mas fez por merecer em vida o banquete, a moqueca de machos fervida no óleo da testosterona.

Fora dos livros e do cinema, pode ser que o esquema não funcione a contento, mas o centenário Jorge Amado realizou o desejo secreto das mulheres, aquela vontade guardada lá no fundo do pote do juízo.

E assim começamos a série sobre grandes canalhas da literatura. Sugestões para as próximas crônicas?

Quem é o seu canalha predileto?

Mais opções
  • Google+
  • Facebook
  • Copiar url
  • Imprimir
  • RSS
  • Maior | Menor
  • Comentários
  • Facebook

Comentários

  1. bali property comentou em 17/06/12 at 10:35

    Zune and iPod: Most people compare the Zune to the Touch, but after seeing how slim and surprisingly small and light it is, I consider it to be a rather unique hybrid that combines qualities of both the Touch and the Nano. It’s very colorful and lovely OLED screen is slightly smaller than the touch screen, but the player itself feels quite a bit smaller and lighter. It weighs about 2/3 as much, and is noticeably smaller in width and height, while being just a hair thicker.

  2. social media sites comentou em 17/06/12 at 10:16

    Another important aspect is that if you are a mature person, travel insurance pertaining to pensioners is something you ought to really contemplate. The more aged you are, the harder at risk you might be for permitting something bad happen to you while overseas. If you are definitely not covered by several comprehensive insurance policies, you could have quite a few serious complications. Thanks for sharing your hints on this website.

  3. Maribel Jayson comentou em 17/06/12 at 8:56

    I am looking to start a blog, though I don’t know which is the best way to go about this. Some of my friends recommend buying a domain from iPage, and then using WordPress. However, I feel that this is limiting. My next option is through TypePad as it appears to have the level of control desired, though this is relatively expensive.. . So my question is as follows: Which one is a better idea? Which one would you personally use?. . Thank you..

  4. kamagra comentou em 17/06/12 at 8:42

    Hello my friend! I want to say that this article is awesome, great written and come with almost all important infos. I’d like to look extra posts like this .

  5. more facebook fans than lady gaga comentou em 17/06/12 at 4:01

    you are actually a good webmaster. The site loading speed is incredible. It sort of feels that you’re doing any distinctive trick. Moreover, The contents are masterpiece. you’ve done a wonderful task in this subject!

  6. Adelgazar comentou em 17/06/12 at 1:48

    Nice post. I was checking constantly this weblog and I’m inspired! Extremely useful info particularly the final section 🙂 I maintain such information a lot. I used to be seeking this particular info for a long time. Thanks and best of luck.

  7. gratis proxy server comentou em 16/06/12 at 22:55

    If you’re still on the fence: grab your favorite earphones, head down to a Best Buy and ask to plug them into a Zune then an iPod and see which one sounds better to you, and which interface makes you smile more. Then you’ll know which is right for you.

  8. Bodybuilding forum comentou em 16/06/12 at 22:54

    Hi,Hello cos i so absolutely enjoy your original site, I woudl be very glad if you would want me to blog a bloomy review on your amazing wordpress blog on my would you say yup?

  9. Receding gums comentou em 16/06/12 at 17:25

    Hello There. I found your blog using msn. This is a really well written article. I will be sure to bookmark it and return to read more of your useful info. Thanks for the post. I’ll certainly comeback.

  10. michael kors outlet comentou em 16/06/12 at 17:02

    Zune and iPod: Most people compare the Zune to the Touch, but after seeing how slim and surprisingly small and light it is, I consider it to be a rather unique hybrid that combines qualities of both the Touch and the Nano. It’s very colorful and lovely OLED screen is slightly smaller than the touch screen, but the player itself feels quite a bit smaller and lighter. It weighs about 2/3 as much, and is noticeably smaller in width and height, while being just a hair thicker.

  11. Kelsey Hammerstad comentou em 16/06/12 at 16:52

    some times its a pain in the ass to read what website owners wrote but this site is really user genial ! .

  12. Nieruchomosci Suwalki comentou em 16/06/12 at 13:58

    I do not leave a response, but after browsing a few of the comments here Folha.com – Blogs – Grandes canalhas da literatura (I) | Xico Sá. I actually do have a couple of questions for you if you do not mind. Is it only me or does it give the impression like a few of these remarks look like they are coming from brain dead people? 😛 And, if you are writing on other online social sites, I would like to keep up with you. Could you make a list of the complete urls of all your public pages like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?

  13. villa rental in bali comentou em 16/06/12 at 13:33

    The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as good as the iPod’s. It works well, but isn’t as fast as Safari, and has a clunkier interface. If you occasionally plan on using the web browser that’s not an issue, but if you’re planning to browse the web alot from your PMP then the iPod’s larger screen and better browser may be important.

  14. Pingback: Free blogs submission

  15. Otto Rulison comentou em 16/06/12 at 10:01

    . I was suggested this website by my cousin. I’m not sure whether this post is written by him as nobody else know such detailed about my problem. You’re amazing! Thanks!

  16. optimizacija spletnih strani comentou em 16/06/12 at 9:53

    I’m impressed, I must say. Rarely do I encounter a blog that’s both equally educative and engaging, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The problem is an issue that too few folks are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy that I stumbled across this during my search for something relating to this.

  17. Benny Cirino comentou em 16/06/12 at 8:47

    very interesting topic , outstanding post.

  18. 3G comentou em 16/06/12 at 8:06

    Its excellent as your other posts : D, appreciate it for posting . “Say not, ‘I have found the truth,’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth.'” by Kahlil Gibran.

  19. Pingback: low vitamin d

  20. runescape guide comentou em 16/06/12 at 7:53

    I am really impressed together with your writing abilities as neatly as with the layout on your blog. Is that this a paid subject matter or did you customize it yourself? Either way keep up the nice quality writing, it is rare to look a great weblog like this one these days..

  21. Pingback: machu picchu tours

  22. Ben Vanstee comentou em 16/06/12 at 6:09

    http://test.ebotero.com/blog/view/114218/kids-comforters-locating-the-right-fit

  23. free hosting comentou em 16/06/12 at 4:25

    Zune and iPod: Most people compare the Zune to the Touch, but after seeing how slim and surprisingly small and light it is, I consider it to be a rather unique hybrid that combines qualities of both the Touch and the Nano. It’s very colorful and lovely OLED screen is slightly smaller than the touch screen, but the player itself feels quite a bit smaller and lighter. It weighs about 2/3 as much, and is noticeably smaller in width and height, while being just a hair thicker.

  24. Ass comentou em 16/06/12 at 4:00

    Hello, Good morning it´s just i worship this site, i would feel very honored if i could blog a blog review about your amazing blog on my would you grant me permission to?

  25. Bodybuilding forum comentou em 15/06/12 at 23:43

    Hi there as i so sherish your special site, I would be very glad if i could blog a honest review on your incredible webblog in my small would you be ok with that?

  26. hdd regenerator comentou em 15/06/12 at 22:50

    Wonderful goods from you, man. I’ve understand your stuff previous to and you are just too magnificent. I really like what you have acquired here, really like what you are saying and the way in which you say it. You make it enjoyable and you still take care of to keep it smart. I can’t wait to read much more from you. This is actually a great web site.

  27. Kominek comentou em 15/06/12 at 17:47

    Hi, Neat post. There is a problem with your website in internet explorer, would check this? IE still is the market leader and a good portion of people will miss your magnificent writing because of this problem.

  28. lowongan kerja terbaru comentou em 15/06/12 at 17:32

    Zune and iPod: Most people compare the Zune to the Touch, but after seeing how slim and surprisingly small and light it is, I consider it to be a rather unique hybrid that combines qualities of both the Touch and the Nano. It’s very colorful and lovely OLED screen is slightly smaller than the touch screen, but the player itself feels quite a bit smaller and lighter. It weighs about 2/3 as much, and is noticeably smaller in width and height, while being just a hair thicker.

  29. Dannie Ruliffson comentou em 15/06/12 at 16:46

    You have remarked very interesting details ! ps decent web site . “Every man over forty is a scoundrel.” by George Bernard Shaw.

  30. Ken Belonio comentou em 15/06/12 at 16:33

    articleI wish to read even more

← Comentários anteriores
Comentários posteriores →
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • RSSAssinar o Feed do blog
  • Emailxicosa@uol.com.br
  • FacebookFacebook
  • Twitter@xicosa

Buscar

Busca

Blogs da Folha

  • Recent posts Xico Sá
  1. 1

    O partido dos corações partidos

  2. 2

    A arte da cantada permanente

  3. 3

    O tal do amor aberto dá certo?

  4. 4

    E Abelardo da Hora recriou a mulher

  5. 5

    Como eleição mexe com amor e sexo

SEE PREVIOUS POSTS

Arquivo

  • ARQUIVO DE 20/03/2011 a 11/02/2012

Sites relacionados

  • UOL - O melhor conteúdo
  • BOL - E-mail grátis
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Opinião
    • Assine a Folha
    • Atendimento
    • Versão Impressa
    • Política
    • Mundo
    • Economia
    • Painel do Leitor
    • Cotidiano
    • Esporte
    • Ciência
    • Saúde
    • Cultura
    • Tec
    • F5
    • + Seções
    • Especiais
    • TV Folha
    • Classificados
    • Redes Sociais
Acesso o aplicativo para tablets e smartphones

Copyright Folha de S.Paulo. Todos os direitos reservados. É proibida a reprodução do conteúdo desta página em qualquer meio de comunicação, eletrônico ou impresso, sem autorização escrita da Folhapress (pesquisa@folhapress.com.br).