Folha de S.Paulo

Um jornal a serviço do Brasil

  • Assine a Folha
  • Atendimento
  • Versão Impressa
Seções
  • Opinião
  • Política
  • Mundo
  • Economia
  • Cotidiano
  • Esporte
  • Cultura
  • F5
  • Classificados
Últimas notícias
Busca
Publicidade

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Perfil Xico Sá é escritor, jornalista e colunista da Folha

Perfil completo

Grandes canalhas da literatura (I)

Por xicosa
19/03/12 02:17

Só existem dois tipos de homens, amigo, os Vadinhos e os Teodoros.

Simples assim e esquemático.

Ou se é um ou se é o outro.

O primeiro não presta, mas derrete o coração das mulheres com a sua canalhice; o segundo é um sujeito virtuoso, direito, o objeto de desejo de uma fêmea quando está sofrendo, no dia-a-dia do lar, com um macho desmantelado.

Os dois se completam. Os Vadinhos jogam, bebem e são raparigueiros, piolhos de cabarés, só voltam para casa quando fecha a última barraca do mercado do Peixe, para ficarmos na geografia soteropolitana.

Os Teodoros não deixam faltar nada em casa, homens corretos, responsáveis, cumpridor dos seus deveres.

Como de besta não tinha nada, Dona Flor, por força da quentura do corpo e de alguma espiritualidade, conseguiu o milagre de viver com os dois maridos ao mesmo tempo, o safado e o virtuoso.

Morena gulosa. Mas fez por merecer em vida o banquete, a moqueca de machos fervida no óleo da testosterona.

Fora dos livros e do cinema, pode ser que o esquema não funcione a contento, mas o centenário Jorge Amado realizou o desejo secreto das mulheres, aquela vontade guardada lá no fundo do pote do juízo.

E assim começamos a série sobre grandes canalhas da literatura. Sugestões para as próximas crônicas?

Quem é o seu canalha predileto?

Mais opções
  • Google+
  • Facebook
  • Copiar url
  • Imprimir
  • RSS
  • Maior | Menor
  • Comentários
  • Facebook

Comentários

  1. Pingback: katt bra lekar

  2. http://www.usaeliquid.org comentou em 13/06/12 at 14:48

    If you’re still on the fence: grab your favorite earphones, head down to a Best Buy and ask to plug them into a Zune then an iPod and see which one sounds better to you, and which interface makes you smile more. Then you’ll know which is right for you.

  3. http://trampolineavecfilet.fr/ comentou em 13/06/12 at 14:21

    You have brought up a very good points , appreciate it for the post.

  4. Visit Website comentou em 13/06/12 at 12:24

    Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.

  5. Pingback: www.tchat-roulette.net/

  6. Posture Pump comentou em 12/06/12 at 20:04

    Thanks so much for providing individuals with remarkably pleasant possiblity to read in detail from this site. It really is very sweet and as well , stuffed with a lot of fun for me personally and my office fellow workers to search your blog minimum 3 times in a week to read the latest guidance you have got. And definitely, I am just at all times pleased concerning the mind-blowing methods you serve. Selected two tips in this posting are easily the most suitable I’ve had.

  7. Basketball Odds Widget comentou em 12/06/12 at 13:18

    Between me and you, i started using the live odds widget and i noticed right away an increase in traffic and conversion. I consider to be money very well spent. I can’t wait what other new products would have these guys soon on the market.

  8. regim hotelier bucuresti comentou em 12/06/12 at 13:05

    Pleasant page, I genuinely benefited from glossing over it, keep doing the hard writing.

  9. Play Math Games comentou em 12/06/12 at 12:41

    Great web site. Lots of useful information here. I’m sending it to several friends ans also sharing in delicious. And certainly, thanks for your effort!

  10. Click Here comentou em 12/06/12 at 11:01

    The Zune concentrates on being a Portable Media Player. Not a web browser. Not a game machine. Maybe in the future it’ll do even better in those areas, but for now it’s a fantastic way to organize and listen to your music and videos, and is without peer in that regard. The iPod’s strengths are its web browsing and apps. If those sound more compelling, perhaps it is your best choice.

  11. Alexandria Staib comentou em 12/06/12 at 9:45

    Thank you for the good writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to far added agreeable from you! However, how can we communicate?

  12. personal injury attorney comentou em 11/06/12 at 21:39

    Not necessarily well worth placing which fantastic picture ever again, will it be?We will have some sort of segment on the major from the event when it is possible to support the ability offer, and safe the electricity give making use of screws.Exchanging Possibilities And also Futures — Comparing Both the Sorts of Commitment

  13. guvenlik kameralari comentou em 11/06/12 at 10:18

    Excellent article. I agree with you at all, especially last section. Keep sharing such good posts.

  14. Click aquí comentou em 11/06/12 at 4:52

    Thanks for your posting. One other thing is when you are promoting your property on your own, one of the troubles you need to be conscious of upfront is how to deal with house inspection reports. As a FSBO vendor, the key about successfully shifting your property along with saving money about real estate agent income is awareness. The more you are aware of, the softer your sales effort will probably be. One area in which this is particularly significant is assessments.

  15. go to my site comentou em 11/06/12 at 2:50

    Hey There. I discovered your weblog the use of msn. That is a very well written article. I’ll make sure to bookmark it and come back to learn extra of your helpful information. Thanks for the post. I will certainly comeback.

  16. Resources comentou em 10/06/12 at 13:55

    ————————————————————————————–

  17. kobe VII comentou em 10/06/12 at 12:39

    we all like kobe 7 shoes very much do you like it you can contact me for sale !

  18. Kay Pent comentou em 10/06/12 at 5:44

    I am trying to pick the proper extensions that I need for my hair. Is Remy a brand? I think I will buy the clip in kind.

  19. Play Math Games comentou em 10/06/12 at 4:47

    I’m just commenting to make you understand what a outstanding experience my cousin’s princess went through studying your site. She even learned so many details, not to mention what it is like to have an amazing giving style to make others very easily fully understand a variety of specialized matters. You truly did more than our own desires. Thank you for showing those precious, trustworthy, educational and even unique tips on that topic to Julie.

  20. Pingback: cigarette electronique

  21. boca raton auto accident lawyer comentou em 09/06/12 at 21:00

    php)), and it may also access data files inside ‘raw’ function.Nonetheless nowadays the new LCD screens have got improved during this defect.Traveling, las vegas, family vacation, travelling, holiday, holiday location, utes, er, s

  22. ios60 installer comentou em 09/06/12 at 19:43

    I’m typically to blogging and i actually respect your content. The article has actually peaks my interest. I’m going to bookmark your site and keep checking for brand new information.

  23. Pingback: Employment Quick

  24. http://www.robotmenager.org comentou em 09/06/12 at 9:50

    I gotta bookmark this internet site it seems very useful very beneficial

  25. watch free movies online watch free movies online comentou em 09/06/12 at 8:29

    Folha.com – Blogs – Grandes canalhas da literatura (I) | Xico Sá just best like you say!

  26. Shanelle Steinbeck comentou em 08/06/12 at 20:33

    I’ve recently started a website, the info you offer on this web site has helped me greatly. Thank you for all of your time & work. “One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.” by Walter Bagehot.

  27. Poker in venice comentou em 08/06/12 at 16:29

    I know this if off topic but I’m looking into starting my own weblog and was curious what all is required to get set up? I’m assuming having a blog like yours would cost a pretty penny? I’m not very internet smart so I’m not 100% certain. Any tips or advice would be greatly appreciated. Many thanks

  28. facebook fans comentou em 08/06/12 at 13:38

    We have the capabilities to add thousands of highly targeted Facebook fans to your Facebook fan page(s). If you’re looking to buy Facebook fans, then look no further to get likes on Facebook page with our top notch service. Did you know that your Facebook fans are all potential customers? Every fan we deliver interacts with your page, which is a direct interaction with you and your company. Each and every fan that we add to your fan page(s) are 100% guaranteed to be real people with active Facebook accounts. Please visit our website : http://facebooklikeyou.webs.com

  29. Kurtis Kucel comentou em 08/06/12 at 7:33

    Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have truly enjoyed surfing around your blog posts. After all I will be subscribing to your rss feed and I hope you write again soon!

  30. regim hotelier sibiu comentou em 08/06/12 at 3:49

    Thank you, I’ve recently been looking for information about this topic for ages and yours is the greatest I have discovered so far. But, what about the conclusion? Are you sure about the source?

← Comentários anteriores
Comentários posteriores →
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • RSSAssinar o Feed do blog
  • Emailxicosa@uol.com.br
  • FacebookFacebook
  • Twitter@xicosa

Buscar

Busca

Blogs da Folha

  • Recent posts Xico Sá
  1. 1

    O partido dos corações partidos

  2. 2

    A arte da cantada permanente

  3. 3

    O tal do amor aberto dá certo?

  4. 4

    E Abelardo da Hora recriou a mulher

  5. 5

    Como eleição mexe com amor e sexo

SEE PREVIOUS POSTS

Arquivo

  • ARQUIVO DE 20/03/2011 a 11/02/2012

Sites relacionados

  • UOL - O melhor conteúdo
  • BOL - E-mail grátis
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Opinião
    • Assine a Folha
    • Atendimento
    • Versão Impressa
    • Política
    • Mundo
    • Economia
    • Painel do Leitor
    • Cotidiano
    • Esporte
    • Ciência
    • Saúde
    • Cultura
    • Tec
    • F5
    • + Seções
    • Especiais
    • TV Folha
    • Classificados
    • Redes Sociais
Acesso o aplicativo para tablets e smartphones

Copyright Folha de S.Paulo. Todos os direitos reservados. É proibida a reprodução do conteúdo desta página em qualquer meio de comunicação, eletrônico ou impresso, sem autorização escrita da Folhapress (pesquisa@folhapress.com.br).