Folha de S.Paulo

Um jornal a serviço do Brasil

  • Assine a Folha
  • Atendimento
  • Versão Impressa
Seções
  • Opinião
  • Política
  • Mundo
  • Economia
  • Cotidiano
  • Esporte
  • Cultura
  • F5
  • Classificados
Últimas notícias
Busca
Publicidade

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Perfil Xico Sá é escritor, jornalista e colunista da Folha

Perfil completo

Noite de secar com o corvo Edgar

Por xicosa
14/03/12 21:23

Porque hoje é quarta-feira, dia de Copa do Brasil –essa Coluna Prestes da bola- e dia de Libertadores da América.

Dois torneios incríveis para os secadores de plantão.

Dois torneios que põem o corvo Edgar, minha agourenta ave de estimação, mais histérica do que nunca.

Está aqui no poleiro, à espera da rodada, de olho na várzea brasileira e de olho no Corinthians no México.

Aliás já vibrou muito com o seu Asa de Arapiraca, que bateu o Santa Quitéria (MA). Yes!

Mas gosta de secar mesmo são os grandes. Os Flas, os Flus, os Timões, os Palmeiras…

Porque secar, amigo, é mais divertido do que torcer.

Porque a vida é mata-mata, daqui ninguém sai vivo, ninguém escapa.

Apenas para os bem-nascidos e bem-planejados a vida é de pontos corridos.

Eu seco, tu secas, ele seca.

Nunca se secou tanto em São Paulo como agora. A cidade está partida ao meio, como o Visconde de Calvino. Metade corintiana, metade Cruz Azul do México a essa altura.

Gozar com o falo alheio, como diria  o amigo Sigmund, dando requintes intelectuais à psicanálise  de boteco, é melhor que o gozo próprio.

Ô, se é!

Secar é não saber sequer o nome de quem marcou o gol de quarta à noite no Anacleto ou na altitude boliviana.

Secar é relax. Se não está dando certo, mudamos de canal e secamos o outro jogo.

Meu melhor dia, minha virtuose de secador profissional foi num histórico Náutico 0 x 1 Íbis. Com direito a pênalti perdido e tudo.

O pênalti, aliás, é o êxtase do secador. Ele chega a se adiantar, no estádio ou no sofá, junto com o goleiro. Ele abre os braços, provoca, fala mal da mãe do cobrador bem ao pé do ouvido… Todo secador que se preza adivinha até o canto.

Quem você vai secar ou secou nesta quarta?

O corvo Edgar deseja uma péssima noite a todos os favoritos.

Mais opções
  • Google+
  • Facebook
  • Copiar url
  • Imprimir
  • RSS
  • Maior | Menor
  • Comentários
  • Facebook

Comentários

  1. toms women shoes comentou em 08/08/12 at 10:17

    I surely did not realize that. Learnt some thing new these days! Thanks for that.

  2. Pingback: http://mywhitneyhoustonnews.com/?p=396

  3. Our site comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:36

    I’ve learn several excellent stuff here. Unquestionably price bookmarking for revisiting. I surprise how much attempt you put to create this sort of wonderful informative internet site.

  4. http://microscopycongress2011.org/ comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:21

    Definitely imagine that which you stated. Your favorite justification appeared to be at the web the easiest thing to take into account of. I say to you, I definitely get annoyed whilst other people think about concerns that they just do not recognise about. You managed to hit the nail upon the highest and defined out the entire thing without having side effect , folks could take a signal. Will likely be again to get more. Thank you

  5. http://qataif.com comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:20

    Hello, Neat post. There is a problem together with your site in web explorer, could test this? IE still is the marketplace leader and a huge element of other folks will miss your magnificent writing due to this problem.

  6. http://sulleej.com comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:20

    Great work! This is the type of information that are supposed to be shared around the internet. Shame on the seek engines for not positioning this post upper! Come on over and seek advice from my web site . Thanks =)

  7. http://myright2write.com comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:19

    It’s really a cool and helpful piece of information. I’m glad that you just shared this useful information with us. Please stay us up to date like this. Thank you for sharing.

  8. FFCC Raices de Bolivia comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:18

    Woah this weblog is wonderful i love reading your articles. Stay up the great paintings! You realize, a lot of individuals are looking round for this info, you could aid them greatly.

  9. http://greatestcompanyonearth.com/ comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:17

    Thanks for any other informative web site. Where else may just I get that kind of info written in such an ideal way? I’ve a challenge that I am just now running on, and I’ve been at the look out for such information.

  10. http://barryozeroff.com comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:16

    It’s appropriate time to make some plans for the long run and it is time to be happy. I’ve read this publish and if I may I wish to suggest you few attention-grabbing things or suggestions. Maybe you can write next articles relating to this article. I wish to read more issues approximately it!

  11. Showlow Main Street comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:15

    I’ve learn several just right stuff here. Definitely worth bookmarking for revisiting. I surprise how a lot effort you set to make one of these excellent informative website.

  12. Go To This Site comentou em 08/08/12 at 8:06

    Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are. sesli chat

  13. Human-BG comentou em 08/08/12 at 7:34

    I have been surfing online greater than three hours as of late, yet I by no means found any attention-grabbing article like yours. It is pretty value sufficient for me. In my view, if all webmasters and bloggers made just right content as you probably did, the net might be much more useful than ever before.

  14. singapore jewellery comentou em 08/08/12 at 6:21

    If you’re needing to produce alteration in an individuals llife, during i would say the Are normally Bodyweight peeling off pounds training course are a wide path within the direction of gaining any search. la weight loss

  15. Deirdre Myhand comentou em 08/08/12 at 6:15

    I besides think so , perfectly pent post! .

  16. Bennie Cimo comentou em 08/08/12 at 3:49

    I read this paragraph fully regarding the resemblance of hottest and previous technologies, it’s awesome article.

  17. Укладка Плитки comentou em 08/08/12 at 1:40

    I simply wished to thank you so much all over again. I’m not certain the things that I would’ve undertaken in the absence of those tactics contributed by you over that subject. It was a very difficult crisis in my position, but taking a look at a new specialized mode you treated the issue made me to jump for fulfillment. I’m thankful for your information and even hope you comprehend what a great job you are providing training the rest by way of your website. I am certain you have never got to know any of us.

  18. one s deals orange comentou em 07/08/12 at 22:56

    excellent publish, very informative. I ponder why the opposite specialists of this sector don’t understand this. You must continue your writing. I am confident, you’ve a great readers’ base already!

  19. chevy silverado vent visors comentou em 07/08/12 at 21:26

    Thanks a ton for your time and effort to have put these items together on this weblog. Janet and i also quite significantly appreciated your suggestions by means of your articles on certain issues. I know which you have a variety of demands on your own program hence the fact which you took all of the time just like you did to guide folks just like us by indicates of this post is also highly valued.

  20. ремонт офисов comentou em 07/08/12 at 18:03

    I dugg some of you post as I thought they were invaluable handy

  21. Nicholas Lillian  comentou em 07/08/12 at 17:47

    Greetings! Very helpful advice on this article! It is the little changes that make the biggest changes. Thanks a lot for sharing!

  22. mulberry alexa comentou em 07/08/12 at 17:22

    Hands down, Apple’s app store wins by a mile. It’s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I’m not sure I’d want to bet on the future if this aspect is important to you. The iPod is a much better choice in that case.

  23. mulberry Bayswater comentou em 07/08/12 at 17:08

    Hi What’s up Hi there Hello friends mates colleagues, you are sharing your thoughts opinion feelings view regarding concerning about on the topic of blog weblog webpage website web site SEO Search engine optimization Search engine marketing Search engine optimisation Web optimization, I am also new user of web, so thus therefore I am also getting more from it. Thanks to everything all the whole thing.

  24. Baby Skin Care Store comentou em 07/08/12 at 16:12

    I was studying some of your content on this site and I believe this web site is very informative ! Continue putting up.

  25. mulberry outlet comentou em 07/08/12 at 15:46

    If you’re still on the fence: grab your favorite earphones, head down to a Best Buy and ask to plug them into a Zune then an iPod and see which one sounds better to you, and which interface makes you smile more. Then you’ll know which is right for you.

  26. Julie Ricci comentou em 07/08/12 at 13:31

    Callaway golf

  27. Cedric Bongard comentou em 07/08/12 at 12:11

    You have mentioned very interesting points ! ps nice web site .

  28. buywarhammergolds comentou em 07/08/12 at 11:32

    Wow~this article is good! Thank you for your share~~~~~~

  29. sex shop comentou em 07/08/12 at 10:21

    You have brought up a very fantastic details , thankyou for the post.

  30. ball gown wedding dresses comentou em 07/08/12 at 10:04

    Yay google is my world beater assisted me to uncover this great web internet site ! .

← Comentários anteriores
Comentários posteriores →
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • RSSAssinar o Feed do blog
  • Emailxicosa@uol.com.br
  • FacebookFacebook
  • Twitter@xicosa

Buscar

Busca

Blogs da Folha

  • Recent posts Xico Sá
  1. 1

    O partido dos corações partidos

  2. 2

    A arte da cantada permanente

  3. 3

    O tal do amor aberto dá certo?

  4. 4

    E Abelardo da Hora recriou a mulher

  5. 5

    Como eleição mexe com amor e sexo

SEE PREVIOUS POSTS

Arquivo

  • ARQUIVO DE 20/03/2011 a 11/02/2012

Sites relacionados

  • UOL - O melhor conteúdo
  • BOL - E-mail grátis
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
  • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Folha de S.Paulo
    • Opinião
    • Assine a Folha
    • Atendimento
    • Versão Impressa
    • Política
    • Mundo
    • Economia
    • Painel do Leitor
    • Cotidiano
    • Esporte
    • Ciência
    • Saúde
    • Cultura
    • Tec
    • F5
    • + Seções
    • Especiais
    • TV Folha
    • Classificados
    • Redes Sociais
Acesso o aplicativo para tablets e smartphones

Copyright Folha de S.Paulo. Todos os direitos reservados. É proibida a reprodução do conteúdo desta página em qualquer meio de comunicação, eletrônico ou impresso, sem autorização escrita da Folhapress (pesquisa@folhapress.com.br).