Publicidade

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Perfil Xico Sá é escritor, jornalista e colunista da Folha

Perfil completo

Quando a mulher fala em retorno de Saturno

Por xicosa
06/03/12 12:59

Ih, amigo, ela me soprou aqui no ouvido: é o retorno de Saturno… Então repito uma verdade crônica:

Quando a tua mulher ou namorada, meu caro , começa a falar em retorno de Saturno, na simbologia do tarô, nos recados do feng shui etc, te liga, campeão: é pé na bunda à vista.

Como já alertei aqui neste blog, por trás de todo mapa astral ou de uma nova visita à cartomante há sempre um bom par de chifre à nossa espera.

Ai só nos resta chupar o frio chicabom da solidão, como me ensinou o  tio Nelson.

Só nos resta mascar o jiló do desprezo. Só nos cabe sentar à margem do rio Piedra e chorar, segundo a recomendação do mago Paulo Coelho, este  incansável místico..

Sim, amigo, a mulher é esotérica desde a véspera da tragédia. Nós batemos na porta da cigana mais vagabunda apenas depois que Inês é morta.

Aqui me pego, agora mesmo, reparem no ridículo, lendo o destino e a sorte na borra de café, o velho método das Arábias.

Mais perdido do que um escoteiro nerd e lesado no Pico da Neblina, um homem é capaz de tudo. No mato sem cachorro ou GPS, o macho moderno, este cara carente de banco de praça, faz sinal de SOS até para náufragos piores do que ele. Ô vidinha-Titanic!.

Opa, calma, calma, que vejo algo nos desenhos involuntários do fundo da xícara. Tento enxergar na borra do café o meu destino, a minha sorte e as escaramuças da pessoa amada, aquela maldita que nos parafusa na testa uma fantasia de viking.

Sério, amigo, somos esotéricos depois que a casa cai.

Perai, epa, calma de novo que vejo algo bem definido no diabo da xícara. Parece uma fruta. Pera, uva, maçã? Limpo as lentes de quase dez graus de miopia e astigmatismo e finalmente decifro: uma cebola!

Retrato do meu choro e do abandono? Seria o mais óbvio e imediatista. Na dúvida, recorro ao “Guia da leitura no sedimento do café –arte milenar árabe de interpretar sua vida”, um livro da Batia Shorek e Sara Zehavi, que acabo de adquirir em um sebo carioca.

Opa, reparem só no significado da tal cebola: “Indica que a pessoa amada esconde algo do seu cônjugue e o assunto escondido é importante e pode machucá-lo”.

Neste caso nem escondia mais, já havia ido embora, estava da caixa-prego para a frente, mas reparem como funciona a leitura da borra!

Como homem, apenas li atrasado o fundo da xícara. Uma fêmea mística teria sabido tudo de véspera.

Mais opções
  • Comentários
  • Facebook

Comentários

  1. Lancel Pas Cher comentou em 25/05/12 at 9:58

    I truly enjoy examining about this internet web page, it has wonderful posts.

  2. calgary mortgage brokers kensington comentou em 25/05/12 at 9:38

    I have been exploring for a bit for any high-quality articles or blog posts on this sort of area . Exploring in Yahoo I at last stumbled upon this website. Reading this information So i’m happy to convey that I have an incredibly good uncanny feeling I discovered just what I needed. I most certainly will make sure to don’t forget this website and give it a glance on a constant basis.

  3. Noni sok comentou em 25/05/12 at 9:23

    Thank you for the sensible critique. Me and my neighbor were just preparing to do a little research about this. We got a grab a book from our area library but I think I learned more clear from this post. I am very glad to see such great information being shared freely out there.

  4. How To Lose Weight comentou em 25/05/12 at 8:22

    The Internet is new to me, being that I just retired. I am reading blogs on many topics, and commenting too. Your blog is not like most of the blogs that I read on the Internet, and I like the style of what you are presenting here. I am approaching this from all sides, sonce I recently started my own website with its own blog. I put my site and email in the allocated spaces. It seems to be customary to include these so I hope that its ok with you. TheVeryBest2You 13 12

  5. Esmeralda Politano comentou em 25/05/12 at 7:19

    Thanks for taking the time to talk about this, I feel fervently about this and I take pleasure in learning about this topic. Please, as you gain information, please update this blog with more information. I have found it very useful. There have to be charging stations everywhere.

  6. http://www.gpsmoto.org/ comentou em 25/05/12 at 4:09

    I have not checked in here for a while as I thought it was getting boring, but the last few posts are good quality so I guess I’ll add you back to my everyday bloglist. You deserve it my friend 🙂

  7. More Info comentou em 24/05/12 at 22:14

    Having read this I thought it was extremely enlightening. I appreciate you finding the time and effort to put this short article together. I once again find myself spending way too much time both reading and posting comments. But so what, it was still worthwhile!

  8. On this site comentou em 24/05/12 at 21:23

    I could recognize the frustration level and you should end up being. Also you terrain lord must introduced the particular plumbing technician herself, since eventually it really is their home and you’re only living there for rental.

  9. Alain comentou em 24/05/12 at 19:00

    I genuinely enjoy reading through on this web site , it has got excellent posts .

  10. buy scrapebox list comentou em 24/05/12 at 17:37

    I was recommended this blog by my cousin. I’m not sure whether this post is written by him as nobody else know such detailed about my trouble. You’re amazing! Thanks!

  11. Robt Felt comentou em 24/05/12 at 17:18

    Some really great information, Gladiolus I observed this. “Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are stiffened.” by William Franklin Billy Graham.

  12. norma medikal comentou em 24/05/12 at 14:31

    Norma internet hizmetleri

  13. trampoline avec filet comentou em 24/05/12 at 14:13

    I believe you have noted some very interesting details , appreciate it for the post.

  14. Guillermina Fandrich comentou em 24/05/12 at 13:22

    I’m really enjoying the theme/design of your site. Do you ever run into any web browser compatibility issues? A number of my blog visitors have complained about my blog not operating correctly in Explorer but looks great in Chrome. Do you have any tips to help fix this problem?

  15. pozycjonowanie kielce comentou em 24/05/12 at 12:23

    It is the best time to make some plans for the future and it’s time to be happy. I’ve read this post and if I could I wish to suggest you some interesting things or advice. Perhaps you can write next articles referring to this article. I want to read more things about it!

  16. Click Here comentou em 24/05/12 at 10:21

    Thanks for the sensible critique. Me and my neighbor were just preparing to do a little research about this. We got a grab a book from our area library but I think I learned more from this post. I am very glad to see such fantastic information being shared freely out there.

  17. Homepage comentou em 24/05/12 at 10:03

    I like reading through an article that can make people think. Also, thanks for allowing for me to comment!

  18. tablette graphique mac comentou em 24/05/12 at 8:48

    Hi, Neat post. There’s a problem together with your web site in internet explorer, could test this… IE still is the marketplace leader and a good part of other people will omit your great writing because of this problem.

  19. imprimante wifi comentou em 24/05/12 at 8:28

    Sweet web site, super style and design, really clean and utilize friendly.

  20. plumber Supplies comentou em 24/05/12 at 7:57

    Joining distinct alloys will cause electrolysis, fundamentally a fixed fee in the water line that creates the minerals in water to recover when this occurs much more easily. That they build up, break off and any other signs. In my opinion, they normally are white in color. I would not think it is a completely difficult repair, simply get the source. If you are being piping strategy is completely galvanized, I’d personally level the particular kids finger during this.

  21. Click {Here comentou em 24/05/12 at 7:24

    Three or more) we don’t will need Word or even Exceed : despite the fact that I have been previously instructed I will professionally purchase this with regard to office make use of, with my own, personal cash (So ??) and Some) all of us

  22. cheap adderall online comentou em 24/05/12 at 7:15

    great utah shakeout

  23. Clinical Hypnosis comentou em 24/05/12 at 1:58

    I’ve been absent for a while, but now I remember why I used to love this website. Thanks, I will try and check back more frequently. How frequently you update your web site?

  24. jdkahf comentou em 24/05/12 at 0:13

    Keep up the great piece of work, I read few content on this web site and I believe that your blog is rattling interesting and holds sets of good info .

  25. forex trading comentou em 23/05/12 at 20:07

    Utterly composed subject matter, regards for information .

  26. Full Report comentou em 23/05/12 at 18:20

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhffffffff fffffffffff

  27. order adderall online comentou em 23/05/12 at 18:12

    great gatsby на русском

  28. cliquez ici comentou em 23/05/12 at 15:54

    I believe this website has some really wonderful information for everyone :D. “Morality, like art, means a drawing a line someplace.” by Oscar Wilde.

  29. Michel comentou em 23/05/12 at 13:37

    I like this web site very much, Its a very nice berth to read and find information. “It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.” by H.L. Mencken.

  30. http://www.rasoirelectriquehomme.org/ comentou em 23/05/12 at 12:29

    I genuinely enjoy studying on this internet site , it holds great posts . “Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.” by Lord Kelvin.

← Comentários anteriores
Comentários posteriores →
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade