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O berro selvagem do "chupa" no futebol

Por xicosa
29/02/12 11:12

Hoje é dia de “chupa”. Assim como toda quarta e todo domingo.

É o grande grito, movido a testosterona, que ecoa nos edifícios e botequins durante o futebol.

Uma leitora, que sugeriu o tema desta crônica, me pergunta se não vejo um certo  homossexualismo enrustido, ou inconsciente, nesta linguagem berrada pelos machos.

Ela não suporta a “selvageria” e sempre tenta ir ao cinema para evitar a guerra do “chupa” no seu prédio no bairro da Pompeia.

É de uma deselegância sem fim, violenta mesmo, e já testemunhei pancadaria entre vizinhos aqui da rua Fernando de Albuquerque, travessa entre a Augusta e Consolação.

“Chupa, são-paulino”, berrou o vizinho corintiano do terceiro andar para o tricolor da janela abaixo.

Sururu na área. Deu polícia e tudo.

Ah, nós  homens, esses eternos bobos selvagens, sussurram as moças a essa altura.

Como já escrevi na minha crônica esportiva na Folha, não faço ideia da data de criação e muito menos de onde surgiu o retumbante “chupa”. Faz ideia, meu amigo?

O escritor João Silverio Trevisan, no entanto, autor do genial “Seis balas num buraco só” (ed.Record) decifraria com facilidade o suposto grito macho.

O berro pode ser usado de várias formas.

Tem o genérico “chupa, são-paulino”, “chupa, gambá”, “chupa, porco” etc, quando o alvo é o clube, a entidade.

Tem o “chupa, Luxemburgo”, “chupa, Leão”, “chupa, Muriçoca”, quando o alvo é um técnico que desperta a fúria inimiga.

E tem o chupa fulanizado, dirigido nominalmente ao vizinho, ao amigo, ao garçom, ao dono do estabelecimento, no caso dos botecos.

Outro dia, ainda na Vila Pompéia, em uma casa dividida entre palmeirenses e corintianos ouvi um impensável “chupa, pai!” enfeitado com todas as exclamações possíveis. Coisa de tragédia grega.

O que acho inconcebível, pela falta de delicadeza, é o “chupa, fulaninha”, o berro medieval para uma amiga ou para a namorada fã de outro time.

Ah, esses moços, pobres moços que tratam as gazelas como se fossem os manos da esquina.

Sim, o macho está perdido e a fêmea se acha a bala que matou Kennedy, mas sem essa, amigo, sem revanche nessa hora, vamos dar bons tratos à bola, pegar no colo, deitar no solo pátrio e fazê-las musas, divas, as admiráveis e eternas crias das nossas costelas.

E o chupa é nacionalíssimo, com a sua variante forrozeira “chupa que é de uva”, como ouvi outro dia em Vitória da Conquista.

Quem chupa e quem não chupa este ano no futebol brasileiro? Tem “chupa” ai na sua cidade também?

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