O berro selvagem do "chupa" no futebol
29/02/12 11:12
Hoje é dia de “chupa”. Assim como toda quarta e todo domingo.
É o grande grito, movido a testosterona, que ecoa nos edifícios e botequins durante o futebol.
Uma leitora, que sugeriu o tema desta crônica, me pergunta se não vejo um certo homossexualismo enrustido, ou inconsciente, nesta linguagem berrada pelos machos.
Ela não suporta a “selvageria” e sempre tenta ir ao cinema para evitar a guerra do “chupa” no seu prédio no bairro da Pompeia.
É de uma deselegância sem fim, violenta mesmo, e já testemunhei pancadaria entre vizinhos aqui da rua Fernando de Albuquerque, travessa entre a Augusta e Consolação.
“Chupa, são-paulino”, berrou o vizinho corintiano do terceiro andar para o tricolor da janela abaixo.
Sururu na área. Deu polícia e tudo.
Ah, nós homens, esses eternos bobos selvagens, sussurram as moças a essa altura.
Como já escrevi na minha crônica esportiva na Folha, não faço ideia da data de criação e muito menos de onde surgiu o retumbante “chupa”. Faz ideia, meu amigo?
O escritor João Silverio Trevisan, no entanto, autor do genial “Seis balas num buraco só” (ed.Record) decifraria com facilidade o suposto grito macho.
O berro pode ser usado de várias formas.
Tem o genérico “chupa, são-paulino”, “chupa, gambá”, “chupa, porco” etc, quando o alvo é o clube, a entidade.
Tem o “chupa, Luxemburgo”, “chupa, Leão”, “chupa, Muriçoca”, quando o alvo é um técnico que desperta a fúria inimiga.
E tem o chupa fulanizado, dirigido nominalmente ao vizinho, ao amigo, ao garçom, ao dono do estabelecimento, no caso dos botecos.
Outro dia, ainda na Vila Pompéia, em uma casa dividida entre palmeirenses e corintianos ouvi um impensável “chupa, pai!” enfeitado com todas as exclamações possíveis. Coisa de tragédia grega.
O que acho inconcebível, pela falta de delicadeza, é o “chupa, fulaninha”, o berro medieval para uma amiga ou para a namorada fã de outro time.
Ah, esses moços, pobres moços que tratam as gazelas como se fossem os manos da esquina.
Sim, o macho está perdido e a fêmea se acha a bala que matou Kennedy, mas sem essa, amigo, sem revanche nessa hora, vamos dar bons tratos à bola, pegar no colo, deitar no solo pátrio e fazê-las musas, divas, as admiráveis e eternas crias das nossas costelas.
E o chupa é nacionalíssimo, com a sua variante forrozeira “chupa que é de uva”, como ouvi outro dia em Vitória da Conquista.
Quem chupa e quem não chupa este ano no futebol brasileiro? Tem “chupa” ai na sua cidade também?
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