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De Gabriela a Jolie: o poder do vestido

Por xicosa
28/02/12 00:20

Fã declarado de mulher com vestido, vibrei com a fenda do Versace da beiçudinha Jolie.

A perna direita que a moça mostrou no Oscar tem lugar cativo no lado esquerdo do peito.

Observo, com o alumbramento de sempre, que o número de mulheres com vestidos cresceu neste verão. É chute e tara, evidentemente, mas vibro com o meu impressionismo.

Quem tem medo de um par de pernas desavergonhadamente à mostra?

V de vingança, V de vestido.

Tem homem que relaxa, admira a sua mulher em uma ousada peça.

Tem homem paranoico que põe logo a sua tromba de marido.

V o V de vingança de todos os micros, médios e macros vestidos.

Tubinhos, pretinhos básicos, com e sem alça, os brejeiros floridos…

E o tomara-que-caia, amiga, você já testemunhou a queda de pelo menos uma alça dessas na vida?

É lenda. Minha amiga Lin diz que não. Já foi vítima e foi testemunha.

Por mais que a gente seque, nunca vi uma peça  do gênero despencar na minha frente.

Vi quase.

O que importa é que nada nos cai tão bem ao desejo quanto um vestido.

Todo homem que é homem ama passear com uma mulher com a mais linda dessas peças.

Seja um Versace,  seja um baratinho de chita, como o da cena da Sônia Braga no telhado –no papel de Gabriela, a novela.

Homem que é homem, seja de SP, Paris, Nova York ou do sertão dos Cariris, vai à Maison ou às Casas Pernambucanas e traz uma bela peça de presente para a amada.

Até mesmo o Fabiano, que mal tinha um cobre no bolso, personagem do livro “Vidas Secas”, do gênio Graciliano, voltava da cidade com um corte de pano estampado para cobrir só o couro e o osso da sua mulherzinha querida.

V de vestido, decotes de todos os ossinhos, para deixar mais faceiras as gazelas, dar mais graça e maciez às cheinhas, realinhar a beleza  das afilhadas de Balzac, faiscar a brasa das belas cinquentonas e mergulhar as sexagenárias no banho de loja como se saltassem felizes na piscina de Cocoon, o filme.

A peça nos põe, homens de todas as gerações e gostos, mais românticos. O mais tosco dos canalhas sucumbe como um romeiro de joelhos diante de uma santa.

Gracias, Jolie, reacendeste o debate! Para alguma coisa este Oscar serve.

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