Publicidade

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Perfil Xico Sá é escritor, jornalista e colunista da Folha

Perfil completo

De Gabriela a Jolie: o poder do vestido

Por xicosa
28/02/12 00:20

Fã declarado de mulher com vestido, vibrei com a fenda do Versace da beiçudinha Jolie.

A perna direita que a moça mostrou no Oscar tem lugar cativo no lado esquerdo do peito.

Observo, com o alumbramento de sempre, que o número de mulheres com vestidos cresceu neste verão. É chute e tara, evidentemente, mas vibro com o meu impressionismo.

Quem tem medo de um par de pernas desavergonhadamente à mostra?

V de vingança, V de vestido.

Tem homem que relaxa, admira a sua mulher em uma ousada peça.

Tem homem paranoico que põe logo a sua tromba de marido.

V o V de vingança de todos os micros, médios e macros vestidos.

Tubinhos, pretinhos básicos, com e sem alça, os brejeiros floridos…

E o tomara-que-caia, amiga, você já testemunhou a queda de pelo menos uma alça dessas na vida?

É lenda. Minha amiga Lin diz que não. Já foi vítima e foi testemunha.

Por mais que a gente seque, nunca vi uma peça  do gênero despencar na minha frente.

Vi quase.

O que importa é que nada nos cai tão bem ao desejo quanto um vestido.

Todo homem que é homem ama passear com uma mulher com a mais linda dessas peças.

Seja um Versace,  seja um baratinho de chita, como o da cena da Sônia Braga no telhado –no papel de Gabriela, a novela.

Homem que é homem, seja de SP, Paris, Nova York ou do sertão dos Cariris, vai à Maison ou às Casas Pernambucanas e traz uma bela peça de presente para a amada.

Até mesmo o Fabiano, que mal tinha um cobre no bolso, personagem do livro “Vidas Secas”, do gênio Graciliano, voltava da cidade com um corte de pano estampado para cobrir só o couro e o osso da sua mulherzinha querida.

V de vestido, decotes de todos os ossinhos, para deixar mais faceiras as gazelas, dar mais graça e maciez às cheinhas, realinhar a beleza  das afilhadas de Balzac, faiscar a brasa das belas cinquentonas e mergulhar as sexagenárias no banho de loja como se saltassem felizes na piscina de Cocoon, o filme.

A peça nos põe, homens de todas as gerações e gostos, mais românticos. O mais tosco dos canalhas sucumbe como um romeiro de joelhos diante de uma santa.

Gracias, Jolie, reacendeste o debate! Para alguma coisa este Oscar serve.

Mais opções
  • Comentários
  • Facebook

Comentários

  1. lavazza blue machine cost comentou em 09/06/12 at 4:21

    I am extremely impressed with your writing abilities and also with the structure to your blog. Is that this a paid subject matter or did you modify it yourself? Either way stay up the excellent quality writing, it is rare to see a nice weblog like this one today..

  2. keurig b40 b60 coffee maker comentou em 09/06/12 at 4:21

    My brother recommended I would possibly like this web site. He was once entirely right. This post actually made my day. You can not consider simply how much time I had spent for this info! Thank you!

  3. how to get the best car insurance rates comentou em 09/06/12 at 4:20

    Thanks for the strategies you have contributed here. In addition, I believe there are some factors which really keep your motor insurance premium decrease. One is, to contemplate buying cars and trucks that are inside good set of car insurance corporations. Cars that happen to be expensive are definitely more at risk of being robbed. Aside from that insurance coverage is also based on the value of your automobile, so the higher priced it is, then the higher the actual premium you spend.

  4. Anônimo comentou em 09/06/12 at 3:30

    Excellent article. I agree with you at all, especially last section. Keep sharing such good posts.

  5. Norbert Lasater comentou em 08/06/12 at 20:54

    Dead indited content material , thankyou for selective information .

  6. Pingback: Best RPG Games

  7. Pingback: Design site dynamique au Maroc

  8. Via Publica Senalización Urbana comentou em 08/06/12 at 14:38

    With havin so much written content do you ever run into any issues of plagorism or copyright violation? My website has a lot of unique content I’ve either created myself or outsourced but it looks like a lot of it is popping it up all over the internet without my permission. Do you know any ways to help protect against content from being stolen? I’d genuinely appreciate it.

  9. www comentou em 08/06/12 at 13:00

    There are definitely loads of particulars like that to take into consideration. That is a nice level to convey up. I offer the thoughts above as general inspiration but clearly there are questions just like the one you convey up where the most important factor will probably be working in honest good faith. I don?t know if greatest practices have emerged round things like that, but I’m sure that your job is clearly identified as a fair game. Each boys and girls really feel the influence of just a moment’s pleasure, for the rest of their lives.

  10. Dwight Mevers comentou em 08/06/12 at 12:17

    corresponding internet site

  11. San Diego Water Damage comentou em 08/06/12 at 12:10

    Thank you for each of your effort on this blog. Ellie really loves engaging in internet research and it is obvious why. We all notice all concerning the powerful ways you present both useful and interesting thoughts through the website and in addition encourage participation from other people on this area of interest so our own princess is studying a great deal. Take advantage of the rest of the new year. You’re the one carrying out a terrific job.

  12. flash casino comentou em 08/06/12 at 12:04

    I am often to blogging and i really appreciate your content. The article has really peaks my interest. I am going to bookmark your site and keep checking for new information.

  13. weiter comentou em 08/06/12 at 11:50

    I’ll right away clutch your rss feed as I can not in finding your email subscription link or e-newsletter service. Do you’ve any? Kindly let me know in order that I could subscribe. Thanks.

  14. dr dre monster beats cheap comentou em 08/06/12 at 11:49

    Exactly what good websites to get a writer who wants to start a blog that even non-readers might want to visit?

  15. buy elliptical trainer comentou em 08/06/12 at 11:11

    In order to compensate for the treadmill’s momentum, studies have found that simply raising the treadmill incline to at least one percent will better simulate the energy expenditure of walking or running on flat pavement outdoors. Determining the correct level of intensity (speed and incline) to be used on treadmill interval training can be tricky.

  16. sale power tools |sale power tools comentou em 08/06/12 at 11:10

    This Blog

  17. best superfoods for pregnancy comentou em 08/06/12 at 11:10

    Discover Alot more Here

  18. best noise cancelling headsets bluetooth comentou em 08/06/12 at 11:09

    Home Page

  19. financing a car comentou em 08/06/12 at 9:39

    Your blog is great and i also know Allen always adds balsamic vinegar to his soup.

  20. Pearly comentou em 08/06/12 at 9:21

    Seriously does everyone else squander to much time on the net.

  21. Pingback: parcours de golf Agadir

  22. www.sonowatch.com comentou em 08/06/12 at 7:49

    Hiya! I simply wish to give a huge thumbs up for the good data you’ve right here on this post. I shall be coming back to your blog for more soon.

  23. San Diego Water Damage comentou em 08/06/12 at 7:06

    Thanks for the concepts you have contributed here. Additionally, I believe there are several factors which really keep your motor insurance premium down. One is, to take into account buying cars that are inside good report on car insurance providers. Cars which have been expensive are definitely more at risk of being snatched. Aside from that insurance coverage is also in line with the value of your car, so the more expensive it is, then higher a premium you only pay.

  24. getting facebook fans comentou em 08/06/12 at 6:50

    We have the capabilities to add thousands of highly targeted Facebook fans to your Facebook fan page(s). If you’re looking to buy Facebook fans, then look no further to get likes on Facebook page with our top notch service. Did you know that your Facebook fans are all potential customers? Every fan we deliver interacts with your page, which is a direct interaction with you and your company. Each and every fan that we add to your fan page(s) are 100% guaranteed to be real people with active Facebook accounts. Please visit our website : http://facebooklikeyou.webs.com

  25. Pingback: get facebook sex

  26. web design london ontario comentou em 08/06/12 at 0:35

    Usually I do not learn post on blogs, however I would like to say that this write-up very forced me to try and do so! Your writing taste has been amazed me. Thank you, very great article.

  27. Pingback: Get the facts

  28. PODCAST comentou em 07/06/12 at 14:40

    Hi just wanted to give you a brief heads up and let you know a few of the images aren’t loading correctly. I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue. I’ve tried it in two different web browsers and both show the same results.

  29. Fitness Bootcamps York comentou em 07/06/12 at 13:57

    Thanks for your article. It is very unfortunate that over the last one decade, the travel industry has already been able to to fight terrorism, SARS, tsunamis, flu virus, swine flu, plus the first ever true global recession. Through everything the industry has really proven to be effective, resilient along with dynamic, acquiring new strategies to deal with misfortune. There are continually fresh challenges and opportunity to which the industry must once more adapt and act in response.

  30. Kidrobot comentou em 07/06/12 at 12:59

    […] In the WordPress support forum, there are from time to time questions abut trackbacks. I haven’t used it myself, but I found a good tutorial on the OptiNiche blog. […]

← Comentários anteriores
Comentários posteriores →
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade
Publicidade