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O Oscar e outras 9 causas impossíveis

Por xicosa
27/02/12 02:30

Calma. Impossíveis até esta madrugada.Eu disse até agora. Um dia vai dar certo. Principalmente se o mundo não acabar no fim do ano, como diz a profecia dos maias.

1) O Brasil ganhar um Oscar. O tio Sam não quer conhecer a nossa batucada, como disse a jornalista baiana Joana Rizério.

2) Ricardo Teixeira deixar a CBF.

3) O Vasco deixar de ser chamado vice da Gama.

4) O Corinthians levar a Libertadores. Fuerza, São Jorge!

5) O fim do foro privilegiado para julgamento de políticos e autoridades.

6) O fim do reinado tucano no governo paulista.

7) O fim do reinado petista no governo federal.

8) O fim do jet ski, dos triciclos e quadriciclos nas praias brasileiras.

9) Os aeroportos funcionando pelo menos no padrão baixo nível das rodoviárias.

10) A volta da pornochanchada, a excelência da sétima arte brasileira. Como era gostoso o nosso cinema.

Contribua você também para ampliar a lista. E que São Judas Tadeu, o padroeiro do ramo, nos proteja nesta segunda-feira, amém.

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