Em busca da macheza perdida, homem se fantasia de homem
21/02/12 16:12
A nostalgia do macho perdido fez muitos marmanjos se vestirem de homem –e não mais da fantasia de ser mulher- nesta folia. Óbvio que o enunciado deste Freud de pé-sujo não vale para as “Virgens de Olinda”, o maior bloco de travestidos do mundo.
Também vi homens fantasiados de Laerte no carnaval de Pernambuco. Como o DJ Dolores, no capricho e na estica na festa do “I Love Cafusú”. Coisa fina!
O que mais chamou a atenção, repito, foi a nostalgia de ser homem à moda antiga. Ou homem simples. Como ensina, paulofreirianamente, o cafuçú-mor Reginaldo Rossi nos seus shows para os suburbanos corações.
Um popular, um passante, um homem de bairro, um homem provedor com o pão debaixo do braço na volta para o lar doce lar.
Um homem de capanga. Não um homem de nécessaire.
Pena que seja apenas uma vaibe nostálgica, uma fantasia carnavalesca.
Pois como bem sabemos, da capanga básica com, no máximo, uma latinha de Minâncora, um cortador de unhas (tipo Unhex) e um tubo de polvilho antisséptico Granado, chegamos a uma sortida nécessaire de cremes e frescuras.
Daí para uma sobrancelha desenhada foi um pulo.
Tudo isso começou, repito, quando Deus, de uma costela de David Beckham, criou o metrossexual.
Perdido no mato sem cachorro ou GPS, esfoliado e mal-pago, o macho parece tentar uma desforra contra o avanço histórico da fêmea. Justamente no campo da cosmética.
Sintoma do triunfo do metrossexualismo , que deixa o seu rastro de peles lambuzadas e mulheres divididas.
Há quem goste. Tenho percebido, porém, um coro de moças perplexas diante deste novo caubói sensível da montanha.
As últimas queixas que ouvi de amigas intrigadas com seus rapazes delicados:
“A bancada de potinhos de creme dele é maior do que a minha, como é que pode uma coisa dessas”.
“Outro dia, repare, ele demorou mais para se arrumar do que eu, de tanta dúvida que tinha com as vestes. Nos atrasamos para o cinema”.
“Fico revoltada quando um marmanjo, e dito hétero, fura a fila da clínica de depilação. Eles são cada vez mais presentes”..
“Outro dia ficamos disputando o espelho do banheiro do hotel, vê se pode!”
Pode sim, minha querida, o macho-jurubeba, o dito cavalheiro à moda antiga, já era, não passa de fantasia carnavalesca.
Wonderful paintings! That is the type of information that are supposed to be shared around the web. Shame on Google for now not positioning this post upper! Come on over and discuss with my site . Thanks =)
I went over this web site and I believe you have a lot of fantastic information, saved to my bookmarks (:.
One thing is that when you are searching for a student loan you may find that you’ll need a co-signer. There are many circumstances where this is true because you may find that you do not have a past credit ranking so the loan provider will require that you have someone cosign the credit for you. Good post.
I’ve been exploring for a little bit for any high-quality articles or blog posts in this kind of house . Exploring in Yahoo I eventually stumbled upon this web site. Reading this information So i’m satisfied to show that I’ve an incredibly just right uncanny feeling I came upon exactly what I needed. I so much without a doubt will make sure to don’t overlook this web site and provides it a look on a continuing basis.
I truly enjoy reading through on this website , it holds excellent articles . “Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.” by Lord Kelvin.
There are actually loads of details like that to take into consideration. That could be a nice point to bring up. I provide the thoughts above as basic inspiration but clearly there are questions like the one you deliver up where a very powerful thing will probably be working in honest good faith. I don?t know if best practices have emerged around things like that, however I am positive that your job is clearly identified as a fair game. Both boys and girls feel the affect of only a second’s pleasure, for the rest of their lives.
Normally I don’t read article on blogs, however I wish to say that this write-up very compelled me to try and do so! Your writing style has been surprised me. Thank you, quite nice article.
I truly enjoy reading on this internet site, it holds good blog posts. “The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.” by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.
Good day! This is kind of off topic but I need some advice from an established blog. Is it very hard to set up your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty fast. I’m thinking about making my own but I’m not sure where to start. Do you have any points or suggestions? Cheers
Thank you for sharing excellent informations. Your web site is so cool. I’m impressed by the details that you have on this website. It reveals how nicely you understand this subject. Bookmarked this web page, will come back for extra articles. You, my pal, ROCK! I found just the info I already searched all over the place and just couldn’t come across. What a perfect website.
I really like your writing style, wonderful information, regards for posting :D. “In university they don’t tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.” by Doris Lessing.
ukash, ukash kart, ukash destek, google hack, google adsense hack
I was looking through some of your content on this site and I think this website is real informative ! Keep putting up.
Loving the info on this internet site , you have done wonderful job on the posts .
When I initially commented I clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get four emails with the identical comment. Is there any way you possibly can take away me from that service? Thanks!
Wohh exactly what I was looking for, appreciate it for putting up.
Pingback: convertxtodvd free
Really nice design and style and fantastic content material , hardly anything else we want : D.
Good web site you have here.. It’s hard to find good quality writing like yours these days. I really appreciate people like you! Take care!!
Norma internet hizmetleri
I¡¦m now not positive the place you’re getting your info, however good topic. I must spend some time finding out more or understanding more. Thanks for great info I used to be in search of this information for my mission.
Many thanks for this article. I would also like to express that it can often be hard when you’re in school and simply starting out to initiate a long credit ranking. There are many scholars who are simply trying to make it through and have a long or favourable credit history is often a difficult matter to have.
This is the best weblog for anybody who desires to search out out about this topic. You notice so much its almost hard to argue with you (not that I truly would need…HaHa). You undoubtedly put a brand new spin on a topic thats been written about for years. Nice stuff, simply great!
As soon as I noticed this internet site I went on reddit to share some of the love with them.
You are my breathing in, I own few blogs and very sporadically run out from post :). “No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.” by W. H. Auden.
Associated with voiced for you to an individual which operates a very good small business; perhaps one that’s been around for 10 to 20 years?Invest the time that will ask such an example enterprisers with regards to his or her start up time period, just what exactly an individual find out might worry you.Also a number of the most effective tiny and also method sized companies available nowadays experienced a few bushy minutes creating a go associated with it inside quick a long time.
Useful info. Fortunate me I found your website by chance, and I am stunned why this coincidence did not took place in advance! I bookmarked it.
I love your writing style truly loving this web site. “Our worst fault is our preoccupation with the faults of others.” by Kahlil Gibran.
Thank you for sharing excellent informations. Your website is so cool. I’m impressed by the details that you have on this website. It reveals how nicely you perceive this subject. Bookmarked this web page, will come back for extra articles. You, my pal, ROCK! I found just the information I already searched everywhere and just couldn’t come across. What a great website.
Great post, I conceive blog owners should larn a lot from this website its real user pleasant. So much excellent info on here :D.