Do homem dominado ao macho-tupperware
20/02/12 14:56
Se o Carnaval 2011 foi a festa do homem dominado –“vou não, quero não, minha mulher não deixa não”, como resumiu o hit-, a farra deste 2012 é do macho-tupperware.
Este tipo especial é aquele marmanjo que a predadora moderna pega na noite, normalmente muito borracho e sem condições técnicas de uso, para abater no dia seguinte.
Tal criatura é presa fácil em qualquer noite. No Carnaval, porém, o acesso é no balaio, na baciada. Você, amiga, cata às tuias, aos montes, em qualquer beco do Recife Velho ou nas ladeiras de Olinda.
Nesta madruga, por exemplo, testemunhei a minha amiga M.Y. arrastando uns três para casa. Parecia uma corda de caranguejos.
Especialista em homens do gênero, a danada pegou dois no “I Love Cafusú” e o outro na “Sala da Justiça”, um super-herói cansado de guerra, um capitão-lama que virou tijolo nesta manhã de segunda-feira.
A bela afilhada de Balzac, mulher linda nos seus três ponto nove turbinada, merece. Acabou de abater os mancebos e já correu para o bloco “Amantes de Glória”, na praça do Arsenal, em busca de novidades.
É, amigo, sinal dos tempos.
O macho desse tipo, assegura M.Y., é uma dócil criatura que não dá quase trabalho. É o cara ali na faixa dos 40 ou mais, já foi casado ou se trata de um solteiro convicto e não vai grudar na barra da sua saia como faria um imaturo homem jovem.
O sujeito que se guarda como a um bom fiambre no tupperware, reforça a amiga, é quase perfeito: apaga assim que deita na cama, portanto não corre o risco de desfiar besteiras ou tecer falsas promessas.
É praticamente um homem sem mentiras, o que se torna um épico em se tratando da raça, diz M.Y., com mais uma demão nas suas peculiares tintas do exagero.
A criatura do gênero nem sempre percebe a sua condição de presa guardada para o abate matinal.
A não ser os profissionais do ramo, figuras menos machistas que flanam pela noite com o desapego e o lirismo de um poeta do século XIX. Estes adoram e ainda fazem sonetos, com odes ao acaso, enquanto a predadora ingere sua inocente tigelinha de iogurte com cereais.
Para M.Y., é bom que se frise, pouco importa se o tal sujeito tem pendores românticos ou não passa de um tosco que usa apenas 10% da sua cabeça animal.
you’re actually a just right webmaster. The web site loading velocity is amazing. It sort of feels that you are doing any unique trick. In addition, The contents are masterwork. you have performed a excellent process on this topic!
Thank you for helping out, good info. “Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.” by Homer.
Usually I don’t learn article on blogs, but I would like to say that this write-up very forced me to try and do so! Your writing taste has been amazed me. Thank you, quite nice post.
naturally like your web site but you need to test the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I to find it very bothersome to inform the reality on the other hand I will surely come back again.
you are in point of fact a excellent webmaster. The web site loading speed is incredible. It sort of feels that you are doing any unique trick. In addition, The contents are masterwork. you’ve done a excellent job on this subject!
I truly enjoy reading on this internet site , it holds great content .
Great!
certainly like your web site but you need to check the spelling on quite a few of your posts. Several of them are rife with spelling problems and I find it very troublesome to tell the truth then again I will certainly come back again.
Its like you learn my mind! You seem to grasp a lot about this, such as you wrote the book in it or something. I feel that you simply could do with some p.c. to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, this is great blog. A great read. I’ll certainly be back.
Pingback: fix computer
Hello my family member! I want to say that this article is awesome, great written and include approximately all vital infos. I would like to peer more posts like this .
very interesting info ! .
Heya i am for the first time here. I came across this board and I find It truly useful & it helped me out a lot. I hope to give something back and help others like you aided me.
I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here. The sketch is attractive, your authored subject matter stylish. nonetheless, you command get got an shakiness over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come further formerly again as exactly the same nearly very often inside case you shield this hike.
The manufacturing process gives the DM boots its classic stitched yellow stitched rim appearance. They will remind you at every opportunity who they are because they are not servants but rulers. With Internet at hand, there is hardly any trouble in getting hold of suitable or modern office furniture sets.
Hi, I do think your website could possibly be having browser compatibility problems. Whenever I take a look at your web site in Safari, it looks fine however, when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping issues. I merely wanted to provide you with a quick heads up! Apart from that, great blog!
Somebody essentially assist to make severely articles I might state. That is the very first time I frequented your web page and so far? I surprised with the analysis you made to create this actual post amazing. Wonderful job!
There’s noticeably a bundle to know concerning this. I think you made selected wonderful details in characteristics also.
I love your writing style genuinely loving this internet site .
Very interesting points you have noted , thanks for posting . “What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” by Pearl Bailey.
Great ¡V I should certainly pronounce, impressed with your site. I had no trouble navigating through all the tabs and related information ended up being truly simple to do to access. I recently found what I hoped for before you know it in the least. Quite unusual. Is likely to appreciate it for those who add forums or something, site theme . a tones way for your client to communicate. Excellent task..
If you are ready to watch comic videos online then I suggest you to pay a visit this site, it includes really therefore comic not only movies but also extra material.
Excellent web site! I actually adore how it truly is simple on my eyes and the data are effectively written. I am wondering how I might be notified whenever a new post has been created. I’ve subscribed to your RSS which need to do the trick! Have a great day!
It’s hard to get experienced people on this subject, however you sound such as you know what you’re discussing! Many thanks
Oh my goodness! an amazing piece of writing dude. Thank you But I’m experiencing trouble with ur rss . Never know why Not able to subscribe to it. Is there everyone obtaining similar rss situation? Everyone who is aware of kindly respond. Thnkx
this makes me happy
Pingback: viagra
We love our Kindle Fire, but as many people have said it has some drawbacks when compared to the iPad, especially on size and power. But I’m impressed with the new specs of the Kindle Fire 2 with the 10inch screen. Some of the new specs are at kindlemad.com and I think they will be opening up pre-orders soon.
Yay google is my king helped me to locate this wonderful website ! .
hello there and thank you for your info – I’ve certainly picked up something new from right here. I did however expertise some technical points using this website, as I experienced to reload the web site a lot of times previous to I could get it to load properly. I had been wondering if your web hosting is OK? Not that I’m complaining, but slow loading instances times will very frequently affect your placement in google and could damage your quality score if ads and marketing with Adwords. Well I am adding this RSS to my email and could look out for much more of your respective interesting content. Make sure you update this again soon..