Do homem dominado ao macho-tupperware

Por xicosa

20/02/12 14:56

Se o Carnaval 2011 foi a festa do homem dominado –“vou não, quero não, minha mulher não deixa não”, como resumiu o hit-, a farra deste 2012 é do macho-tupperware.

Este tipo especial é aquele marmanjo que a predadora moderna pega na noite, normalmente muito borracho e sem condições técnicas de uso, para abater no dia seguinte.

Tal criatura é presa fácil em qualquer noite. No Carnaval, porém, o acesso é no balaio, na baciada. Você, amiga, cata às tuias, aos montes, em qualquer beco do Recife Velho ou nas ladeiras de Olinda.

Nesta madruga, por exemplo, testemunhei a minha amiga M.Y. arrastando uns três para casa. Parecia uma corda de caranguejos.

Especialista em homens do gênero, a danada pegou dois no “I Love Cafusú” e o outro na “Sala da Justiça”, um super-herói cansado de guerra, um capitão-lama que virou tijolo nesta manhã de segunda-feira.

A bela afilhada de Balzac, mulher linda nos seus três ponto nove turbinada, merece. Acabou de abater os mancebos e já correu para o bloco “Amantes de Glória”, na praça do Arsenal, em busca de novidades.

É, amigo, sinal dos tempos.

O macho desse tipo, assegura M.Y., é uma dócil criatura que não dá quase trabalho. É o cara ali na faixa dos 40 ou mais, já foi casado ou se trata de um solteiro convicto e não vai grudar na barra da sua saia como faria um imaturo homem jovem.

O sujeito que se guarda como a um bom fiambre no tupperware, reforça a amiga, é quase perfeito: apaga assim que deita na cama, portanto não corre o risco de desfiar besteiras ou tecer falsas promessas.

É praticamente um homem sem mentiras, o que se torna um épico em se tratando da raça, diz M.Y., com mais uma demão nas suas peculiares tintas do exagero.

A criatura do gênero nem sempre percebe a sua condição de presa guardada para o abate matinal.

A não ser os profissionais do ramo, figuras menos machistas que flanam pela noite com o desapego e o lirismo de um poeta do século XIX. Estes adoram e ainda fazem sonetos, com odes ao acaso, enquanto a predadora ingere sua inocente tigelinha de iogurte com cereais.

Para M.Y., é bom que se frise, pouco importa se o tal sujeito tem pendores românticos ou não passa de um tosco que usa apenas 10% da sua cabeça animal.

Comentários

Pick Up Artist comentou em 01/06/12 at 12:14

Wonderful goods from you, man. I have understand your stuff previous to and you are just extremely magnificent. I actually like what you’ve acquired here, really like what you are saying and the way in which you say it. You make it enjoyable and you still care for to keep it sensible. I can’t wait to read much more from you. This is really a wonderful site.
everyday comentou em 01/06/12 at 12:13

Hey there, You have done a fantastic job. I will certainly digg it and personally recommend to my friends. I am sure they will be benefited from this web site.
Ogrodzenia comentou em 01/06/12 at 12:08

There is noticeably a bundle to grasp this. I presume you have got created certain nice points in characteristics also.
Social Media Dallas comentou em 01/06/12 at 12:02

I wish to show my respect for your kindness for those individuals that require guidance on the area. Your special dedication to passing the message all-around appeared to be particularly practical and have continuously allowed girls just like me to get to their goals. Your amazing interesting guide denotes a whole lot a person like me and further more to my peers. Thank you; from each one of us.
carpet cleaners valrico fl comentou em 01/06/12 at 12:01

Of course, what a fantastic site and informative posts, I definitely will bookmark your site.Best Regards!
Austin web design comentou em 01/06/12 at 12:00

We’re a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community. Your website offered us with valuable info to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our entire community will be thankful to you.
domain hosting comentou em 01/06/12 at 11:59

Well I truly enjoyed studying it. This article offered by you is very useful for good planning.
Samsung Galaxy S 3 comentou em 01/06/12 at 11:58

Wow! Thank you! I always wanted to write on my blog something like that. Can I implement a fragment of your post to my site?
linkedin marketing inc classes comentou em 01/06/12 at 9:44

SEito a esta hora de la tarde hecho de menos tus comentarios en el blog.Temperatura en Madrid en estos momentos 39Âº en la zona centro.
remove surface scratches from car comentou em 01/06/12 at 4:39

comment1, cheap generic cialis online, =]]], cheap cialis online, ), where to buy cialis online, 8(((, generic pharmacy, 45152, generic cialis vs cialis, 5087,
archiwizacja danych comentou em 01/06/12 at 4:22

when you want, I’ll publish you posts. Copywriter seeking for function
Cebulki Kwiatowe comentou em 01/06/12 at 3:52

Truly worthwhile post. Pay awareness
Demotywatory comentou em 01/06/12 at 3:46

I used to be recommended this website via my cousin. I’m not sure whether or not this publish is written by him as nobody else recognize such precise about my trouble. You’re wonderful! Thank you!
naprawa ploterów Poznań comentou em 01/06/12 at 2:57

It’s super blog, I want to be like you
diameora comentou em 01/06/12 at 0:21

Wholesale purses and handbags are the way for you to own your on business that you have been wanting for years. Watch the money roll in when selling handbags and purses wholesale. This is a trick that retail stores have know about for ages. The income you will be making will astound you. Since you will be buying such high quality purses in bulk you will be amazed at what low prices you will receive them at. You will be getting the same styles, fabrics
Johhny S comentou em 31/05/12 at 21:44

We be in touch
dowcipy comentou em 31/05/12 at 21:39

I have recently started a site, the information you provide on this site has helped me tremendously. Thank you for all of your time & work. “The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.” by Jean Paul.
buy hgh energizer comentou em 31/05/12 at 20:15

Whats Taking place i am new to this, I stumbled upon this I’ve found It positively useful and it has aided me out loads. I am hoping to give a contribution & assist other customers like its helped me. Great job.
basketball scouting comentou em 31/05/12 at 20:14

You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be actually something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and very broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!
vfx comentou em 31/05/12 at 20:11

Very nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wished to say that I’ve really enjoyed surfing around your blog posts. After all I will be subscribing to your rss feed and I hope you write again soon!
jailbreakzeit comentou em 31/05/12 at 20:10

Good web site! I truly love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I’m wondering how I might be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your feed which must do the trick! Have a great day!
rewards comentou em 31/05/12 at 20:10

Thanks for some other informative website. Where else could I get that kind of information written in such a perfect means? I’ve a challenge that I am simply now running on, and I have been on the look out for such information.
best way to make money from home comentou em 31/05/12 at 20:07

Hello my family member! I want to say that this article is awesome, nice written and come with almost all significant infos. I would like to peer more posts like this .
pc steering wheel comentou em 31/05/12 at 20:07

Useful info. Fortunate me I found your web site by accident, and I’m shocked why this coincidence didn’t happened in advance! I bookmarked it.
online dns check comentou em 31/05/12 at 19:38

whoah this weblog is fantastic i love reading your articles. Stay up the good paintings! You realize, a lot of persons are looking around for this info, you can help them greatly.
senior communities comentou em 31/05/12 at 19:36

Great post. I was checking continuously this blog and I’m impressed! Very useful info specially the last part 🙂 I care for such information a lot. I was looking for this particular information for a long time. Thank you and best of luck.
autorijles arnhem comentou em 31/05/12 at 19:34

whoah this blog is wonderful i love reading your articles. Stay up the good paintings! You realize, lots of people are looking around for this info, you could aid them greatly.
auto repair comentou em 31/05/12 at 19:30

As a Newbie, I am constantly exploring online for articles that can aid me. Thank you
hiperfloor comentou em 31/05/12 at 19:29

Hello, you used to write excellent, but the last few posts have been kinda boring¡K I miss your super writings. Past several posts are just a little bit out of track! come on!
driving school in vancouver comentou em 31/05/12 at 19:28

Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have truly enjoyed browsing your blog posts. In any case I will be subscribing to your rss feed and I hope you write again soon!

Folha de S.Paulo

Um jornal a serviço do Brasil

Xico Sá

Modos de macho, modinhas de fêmea & outros chabadabadás

Blogs da Folha

Arquivo

Sites relacionados